Christmas Holiday Jokes

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Christmas list: Light bill Water bill Rent Insurance Car payment Phone bill
Christmas list:
Light bill
Water bill
Rent
Insurance
Car payment
Phone bill

Memes,  Christmas Humor,  
    
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As a relatively successful and busy man who lives in the city, my greatest fear is losing my girlfriend to a hometown hunk with a young son who teachers her the true meaning of Christmas
As a relatively successful and busy man who lives in the city, my greatest fear is losing my girlfriend to a hometown hunk with a young son who teachers her the true meaning of Christmas

Memes,  Movie Humor,  
    
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When my coworker compliments my Christmas cookies and asks for another Have two. Has as many as you like.
When my coworker compliments my Christmas cookies and asks for another

Have two. Has as many as you like.

Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Game Of Thrones Meme,  
    
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Me driving through a gentrified neighborhood blasting "Baby, its cold outside."
Me driving through a gentrified neighborhood blasting "Baby, its cold outside."

Memes,  Song Jokes,  
    
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When you realize there's only 2 more paychecks left until Christmas and you haven't even started shopping for anyone
When you realize there's only 2 more paychecks left until Christmas and you haven't even started shopping for anyone

Memes,  Ellen Degeneres Jokes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Being single is fun until the holidays come along and everywhere you go love is being shoved in your fave only to remind you how lonely you are. I guess I'll drink to that
Being single is fun until the holidays come along and everywhere you go love is being shoved in your fave only to remind you how lonely you are. I guess I'll drink to that

Memes,  Being Single Sucks,  
    
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My kids are too old for "Elf On A Shelf". This year, we're doing "Chucky In a Chair". I'm expecting some well behaved children...
My kids are too old for "Elf On A Shelf". This year, we're doing "Chucky In a Chair". I'm expecting some well behaved children...

Memes,  Funny Elf On The Shelf,  Chucky Prank,  
    
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If you think I'm gonna ride around town and waste my gas looking at Christmas lights. You're dang right
If you think I'm gonna ride around town and waste my gas looking at Christmas lights. You're dang right

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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I wanna be holly jolly not stressy and depressy
I wanna be holly jolly not stressy and depressy

Memes,  Funny Holiday Quotes,  
    
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Me when I hear Christmas music in November
Me when I hear Christmas music in November

Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  November Humor,  
    
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When I start seeing Christmas decorations in early November
When I start seeing Christmas decorations in early November

Memes,  November Jokes,  Funny Adult Christmas Jokes,  
    
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It beings
It beings

Memes,  Mariah Carey Jokes,  
    
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Mariah Carey's 1994 hit, "All I want for Christmas is you" Me, trying to enjoy life
Mariah Carey's 1994 hit, "All I want for Christmas is you"

Me, trying to enjoy life

Memes,  Mariah Carey Jokes,  Christmas Humor Jokes,  
    
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I just wanna drive around & look at Christmas lights already
I just wanna drive around & look at Christmas lights already

Memes,  Funny Christmas Status,  
    
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Christmas is over. Time to put Mariah Carey back in storage until next year.
Christmas is over. Time to put Mariah Carey back in storage until next year.

Memes,  Mariah Carey Jokes,  
    
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