Christmas Holiday Jokes

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How it feels when you take down your tree and decorations
How it feels when you take down your tree and decorations

Memes,  Christmas Humor Jokes,  
    
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And now it's that sad time of year when Mariah Carey must return to the ocean, only to re-emerge next Christmas.
And now it's that sad time of year when Mariah Carey must return to the ocean, only to re-emerge next Christmas.

Memes,  Mariah Carey Jokes,  
    
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How I feel over Christmastide...
How I feel over Christmastide...

Memes,  Christmas Humor Jokes,  
    
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mood this liday season:   -ly  i need a stiff drink
mood this liday season: -ly i need a stiff drink

Memes,  Funny Holiday Sayings,  
    
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If you haven't already threatened to call Santa 5 times this week are you even a parent?
If you haven't already threatened to call Santa 5 times this week are you even a parent?

Memes,  Parent Humor,  
    
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"Christmas time is great because you can shout 'don't come in here' and people assume you're wrapping their presents, instead of just wanting to be left alone."
"Christmas time is great because you can shout 'don't come in here' and people assume you're wrapping their presents, instead of just wanting to be left alone."

Memes,  Christmas Humor Jokes,  Clean Christmas Jokes,  
    
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I hate when people ask me if I'm all ready for Christmas. No Susan. I'm not even ready for today.
I hate when people ask me if I'm all ready for Christmas. No Susan. I'm not even ready for today.

Memes,  Christmas Humor,  
    
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How tf is Christmas net week and December started 3 days ago.
How tf is Christmas net week and December started 3 days ago.

Memes,  December Jokes,  Funny Xmas Sayings,  
    
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Sooooo I put on my secret Santa form I like candles & alcohol & this is what I got This is why I don't participate.
Sooooo I put on my secret Santa form I like candles & alcohol & this is what I got This is why I don't participate.

Memes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  Christmas Gift Meme,  
    
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Christmas list:
Light bill
Water bill
Rent
Insurance
Car payment
Phone bill
Christmas list:
Light bill
Water bill
Rent
Insurance
Car payment
Phone bill


Memes,  Christmas Humor,  
    
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As a relatively successful and busy man who lives in the city, my greatest fear is losing my girlfriend to a hometown hunk with a young son who teachers her the true meaning of Christmas
As a relatively successful and busy man who lives in the city, my greatest fear is losing my girlfriend to a hometown hunk with a young son who teachers her the true meaning of Christmas

Memes,  Movie Humor,  
    
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When my coworker compliments my Christmas cookies and asks for another

Have two. Has as many as you like.
When my coworker compliments my Christmas cookies and asks for another

Have two. Has as many as you like.


Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Game Of Thrones Meme,  
    
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Me driving through a gentrified neighborhood blasting "Baby, its cold outside."
Me driving through a gentrified neighborhood blasting "Baby, its cold outside."

Memes,  Song Jokes,  
    
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When you realize there's only 2 more paychecks left until Christmas and you haven't even started shopping for anyone
When you realize there's only 2 more paychecks left until Christmas and you haven't even started shopping for anyone

Memes,  Ellen Degeneres Jokes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Being single is fun until the holidays come along and everywhere you go love is being shoved in your fave only to remind you how lonely you are. I guess I'll drink to that
Being single is fun until the holidays come along and everywhere you go love is being shoved in your fave only to remind you how lonely you are. I guess I'll drink to that

Memes,  Being Single Sucks,  
    
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