"Christmas time is great because you can shout 'don't come in here' and people assume you're wrapping their presents, instead of just wanting to be left alone."
As a relatively successful and busy man who lives in the city, my greatest fear is losing my girlfriend to a hometown hunk with a young son who teachers her the true meaning of Christmas
Being single is fun until the holidays come along and everywhere you go love is being shoved in your fave only to remind you how lonely you are. I guess I'll drink to that