Christmas Jokes And Riddles

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Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? 

A mince spy
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy


Funny Jokes,  Pie Puns,  Short Funny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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What did Marry Poppins want from Santa?

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What did Marry Poppins want from Santa?

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Memes,  Christmas Puns,  
    
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What did Lucifer get for Christmas?

Nothingl Lucifer does not celebrate the birth of our svaior.
What did Lucifer get for Christmas?

Nothingl Lucifer does not celebrate the birth of our svaior.


Memes,  Religious Christmas Jokes,  
    
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What did they see at your house on Christmas eve?

Reindeer coming out your nose
What did they see at your house on Christmas eve?

Reindeer coming out your nose


Memes,  Christmas Eve Jokes,  Anti Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Guess what I got you for Christmas?

Coal
Guess what I got you for Christmas?

Coal


Memes,  Good Clean Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Why us Christmas just like a day at the office?? - You do all the work and the fay guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Why us Christmas just like a day at the office?? - You do all the work and the fay guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Funny Ecards,  Christmas Ecards,  
    
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What did the boy with no arms or no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer
What did the boy with no arms or no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer


Memes,  Bad Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Which element's favorite holiday is Christmas?

Holmium [Ho]
Which element's favorite holiday is Christmas?

Holmium [Ho]


Memes,  Funny Element Jokes,  Christmas Puns,  
    
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what does justin bieber and a christmas tree have in common?

their balls are just for decoration.
what does justin bieber and a christmas tree have in common?

their balls are just for decoration.


Memes,  Justin Bieber Diss,  
    
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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Cracker Jokes,  Christmas Kids Jokes,  
    
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What did one snowman say to the other?

Smells like carrots!

Happy Holidays!
What did one snowman say to the other?

Smells like carrots!

Happy Holidays!


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Cracker Jokes,  Corny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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What do snowmen have for breakfast?

Snowflakes
What do snowmen have for breakfast?

Snowflakes


Funny Jokes,  Snowman Jokes For Kids,  Christmas Cracker Jokes,  
    
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To eliminate any chance you'd be disappointed by your Christmas gift, I did not buy you a Christmas gift.
To eliminate any chance you'd be disappointed by your Christmas gift, I did not buy you a Christmas gift.

Christmas Gift Jokes,  Funny Christmas Ecards,  Seasonal Ecards,  
    
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Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve.


Adam And Eve Jokes,  101 Funny Jokes  
    
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Q: What type of cars do elves drive?

A: Toy-otas.


Car Jokes One Liners,  Holiday Humor,  Christmas Holiday Jokes,  
    
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