Christmas Jokes For Church

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Fam too tired to go to church for Christmas service Convince them to watch Die Hard instead
Fam too tired to go to church for Christmas service

Convince them to watch Die Hard instead

Memes,  Tired Memes,  
    
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Oh, you're a Catholic but only go to church on Easter and Christmas? Have fun in confession
Oh, you're a Catholic but only go to church on Easter and Christmas?

Have fun in confession

Willy Wonka Memes,  Catholics Jokes,  
    
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Christmas Eve church service? Go to the bathroom for 45 mins
Christmas Eve church service?

Go to the bathroom for 45 mins

Bored Jokes,  Christmas Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Made it through the Christmas Eve service Didn't burst into flames
Made it through the Christmas Eve service

Didn't burst into flames

Success Kid (theme),  Funny Xmas Sayings,  
    
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The only part of the Christmas service I participated in were the hyms And that's just because I like to sing
The only part of the Christmas service I participated in were the hyms

And that's just because I like to sing

Confession Bear Meme,  Singing Jokes,  
    
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I don't always meet at the church building for life group But when I do, it's to support the Christmas program
I don't always meet at the church building for life group

But when I do, it's to support the Christmas program

Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  I Dont Always Memes (theme),  
    
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I say "Happy Holidays" Because I respect everyone's choice of religion or lack thereof.
I say "Happy Holidays"

Because I respect everyone's choice of religion or lack thereof.

Memes,  Holiday Meme,  Religious Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Keep Christ in Christmas? Ha!! Try keeping me in "Christian" instead.
Keep Christ in Christmas?

Ha!! Try keeping me in "Christian" instead.

Memes,  Lol Jesus Meme (theme),  Christian Christmas Jokes,  
    
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We've got people who don't believe in Jesus Christ, but get real excited about Christmas But that's none of my business
We've got people who don't believe in Jesus Christ, but get real excited about Christmas

But that's none of my business

Memes,  Atheist Humor,  Religious Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Keep the Christ in Christmas? How about we keep the Christ in Christian?
Keep the Christ in Christmas?

How about we keep the Christ in Christian?

Memes,  Christian Christmas Jokes,  Religious Christmas Jokes,  
    
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If you could go ahead and not worry so much about keeping the Christ in Christmas And more about keeping Christ in Christian... that would be great
If you could go ahead and not worry so much about keeping the Christ in Christmas

And more about keeping Christ in Christian... that would be great

Memes,  Christian Christmas Jokes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  
    
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When advent has begun You have my permission to listen to Christmas music
When advent has begun

You have my permission to listen to Christmas music

Memes,  Christian Christmas Jokes,  Bane Memes,  
    
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I'm sorry guy, I know that you've got a good health plan and you give out free gifts and all, but Jesus really does have a much better plan
I'm sorry guy, I know that you've got a good health plan and you give out free gifts and all, but Jesus really does have a much better plan

Funny Jokes,  Christian Christmas Jokes,  Religious Christmas Jokes,  
    
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What did Lucifer get for Christmas? Nothingl Lucifer does not celebrate the birth of our svaior.
What did Lucifer get for Christmas?

Nothingl Lucifer does not celebrate the birth of our svaior.

Memes,  Christmas Jokes And Riddles,  Religious Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Unbeknownst to most theologians, there was a fourth wiseman, who was turned away for bringing a fruitcake.
Unbeknownst to most theologians, there was a fourth wiseman, who was turned away for bringing a fruitcake.

Funny Jokes,  Wise Men Jokes,  Biblical Jokes,  
    
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