Christmas Jokes One Liners

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Grandma: "Why you eating so much?"

Me: "Because I have teeth."
Grandma: "Why you eating so much?"

Me: "Because I have teeth."


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Uncle: Why do you only come around the family on Christmas?

Me: Why do you only come around your kids on tax season?
Uncle: Why do you only come around the family on Christmas?

Me: Why do you only come around your kids on tax season?


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when you're in the christmas spirit but wish a  would
when you're in the christmas spirit but wish a would

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when someone asks me why i'm not in the #christmas spirit

me:

i'm broke. . i'm broke!
when someone asks me why i'm not in the #christmas spirit

me:

i'm broke. . i'm broke!


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Nothing says Christmas like burning a child's wish
Nothing says Christmas like burning a child's wish

Memes,  Funny Sarcastic Sayings,  Funny Christmas Slogans,  
    
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in case one of these naught  kids wanna get this work
in case one of these naught kids wanna get this work

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all i want for christmas is .
all i want for christmas is .

Funny Quotes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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Selfie on top of the Christmas tree bc Im a star
Selfie on top of the Christmas tree bc Im a star

Memes,  Holiday Meme,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  
    
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Dear Santa, 
Is it too late to be good?
Dear Santa,
Is it too late to be good?


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Jokes Humor,  Kids Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Santa, next year don't open your presents until after you have finished your work
Santa, next year don't open your presents until after you have finished your work

Funny Jokes,  Christmas Jokes Humor,  Very Funny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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I've decided to keep this and sell the rest on ebay
I've decided to keep this and sell the rest on ebay

Funny Pictures,  Ebay Jokes,  Funny Christmas Presents,  
    
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This girl wants this man for Christmas
This girl wants this man for Christmas

Memes,  Funny Christmas Presents,  Girl Humor,  
    
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Christmas Eve

Santa skips house.
Christmas Eve

Santa skips house.


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