Christmas One Liners

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On this page, you will find the most hilarious one liners about christmas. One liners like the most interesting man in the world saying, "I am not always a morning person. But when I am, it is December 25th" and an animated image of a kid tugging on Santa's beard and telling him that she wants everything.

The christmas one liners in this section are the best of what you will find all across the Internet. While you are here visiting us on this page, just take a little time to rate some of your favorite one liners and share them with all of your family and friends. We are always adding new content to this page, so please be sure to check back here often.
Gift certificates are like saying, Merry Christmas, heres one more thing you gotta go do.
Gift certificates are like saying, Merry Christmas, heres one more thing you gotta go do.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  One Liners Jokes,  
    
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when you feeling the christmas spirit but wish a  would
when you feeling the christmas spirit but wish a would

Memes,  Stupid Christmas Jokes,  
    
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i pe everyone gets a orgasm for christmas this year
i pe everyone gets a orgasm for christmas this year

Memes,  Orgasm Jokes,  
    
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when your side chick

asks you what are you getting her for christmas
when your side chick

asks you what are you getting her for christmas


Memes,  Martin Lawrence Meme,  Side Chick Memes,  
    
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for sale. positive pregnancy test $50 each. make that man yours forever. need money for christmas gifts.
for sale. positive pregnancy test $50 each. make that man yours forever. need money for christmas gifts.

Memes,  Pregnancy Jokes One Liners,  
    
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aunt "why you always moody?"

me " why you always pregnant with no man?"

#christmasclapback
aunt "why you always moody?"

me " why you always pregnant with no man?"

#christmasclapback


Stupid Christmas Jokes,  Christmas Clap Back,  Mean Christmas Jokes,  
    
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i feel like i'm going to be that aunt w drinks  straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas
i feel like i'm going to be that aunt w drinks straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas

Funny Jokes,  Aunt Jokes,  Vodka Jokes,  
    
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Nothing.... Cuz I have no true love...
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Nothing.... Cuz I have no true love...


Funny Jokes,  Grumpy Cat (theme),  12 Days Of Christmas Joke,  
    
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When you're ready for Christmas but you still have to take finals
When you're ready for Christmas but you still have to take finals

Relatable Posts,  Best Christmas Jokes,  College Finals Jokes,  
    
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When your apartment is too small for a tree
When your apartment is too small for a tree

Memes,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  Apartment Jokes,  
    
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Brandon

Is on the naughty list!
Brandon

Is on the naughty list!


Memes,  Santa Humor,  Brandon Jokes,  
    
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After Santa eats all the cookies

At every house he be like

I got 

Diabeetus
After Santa eats all the cookies

At every house he be like

I got

Diabeetus


Memes,  Health Jokes,  Cookie Memes,  
    
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so did you put your tree up yet?

 that. i'm smoking my tree.
so did you put your tree up yet?

that. i'm smoking my tree.


Memes,  Bugs Bunny Jokes,  
    
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bout time to open tse wallets...

and let me take credit!
bout time to open tse wallets...

and let me take credit!


Memes,  Funny Christmas One Liners,  
    
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