Christmas Present Jokes

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Christmas cancelled
Christmas cancelled

Memes,  Laptop Joke,  
    
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I know what you got me for Christmas What!? How!? I felt your presents... lol
I know what you got me for Christmas

What!? How!?

I felt your presents...

lol

Memes,  Star Wars Puns,  
    
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no presents for you! you have been masturbating too much!!!
no presents for you!

you have been masturbating too much!!!

Memes,  Funny Santa Quotes,  
    
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When your sibling asks what you got them for Christmas... My presence is a present.
When your sibling asks what you got them for Christmas...

My presence is a present.

Memes,  Sibling Jokes,  Funny Kanye West Quotes,  
    
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Moms during December: "Mom, I need some more toothpaste." "Alright it'll have to be part of your Christmas tho."
Moms during December:

"Mom, I need some more toothpaste."

"Alright it'll have to be part of your Christmas tho."

Memes,  December Jokes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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When bae asks what you got him for Christmas but you broke af Hello It me
When bae asks what you got him for Christmas but you broke af

Hello

It me

Memes,  Sad Frog Memes,  
    
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Me: It's exactly one month until Christmas I'm gonna start buying presents Other me: Don't buy any until Christmas Eve then panic
Me: It's exactly one month until Christmas I'm gonna start buying presents

Other me: Don't buy any until Christmas Eve then panic

Memes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  Christmas Eve Meme,  
    
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People: So what do u want for Christmas Me:
People: So what do u want for Christmas

Me:

Memes,  Cute Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm going to start buying presents for people on my list Inner me: Just buy makeup for yourself
Me: I'm going to start buying presents for people on my list

Inner me: Just buy makeup for yourself

Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Obama: It's gonna be ok, but we have to move now Biden: But how will Santa know where to deliver my presents? Obama: I'll tell him Biden:
Obama: It's gonna be ok, but we have to move now

Biden: But how will Santa know where to deliver my presents?

Obama: I'll tell him

Biden:

Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  
    
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here's ping you get a nice present in your box this year.
here's ping you get a nice present in your box this year.

Birthday Present Jokes,  Funny Freaky Jokes,  
    
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Stache Presents Here
Stache

Presents

Here

Mustache Puns,  Birthday Present Jokes,  
    
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All I want for Christmas is you! Just kidding, I want a horse.
All I want for Christmas is you!

Just kidding, I want a horse.

Funny Horse Sayings,  Christmas Gift Memes,  
    
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''At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.''
''At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.''

Christmas Kids Jokes,  Mayan Jokes,  Good Christmas Jokes,  
    
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I know what I want for Christmas
I know what I want for Christmas

Christmas Gift Jokes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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