Christmas Sms Jokes

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it's beginning to look a lot like this.
it's beginning to look a lot like this.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  Funny Stuff To Say,  
    
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some of y'all get free from old men year round. leave santa for the rest of us.
some of y'all get free from old men year round. leave santa for the rest of us.

Funny Jokes,  Old Men Jokes,  Gold Digger Jokes,  
    
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Santa saw your Instagram photos. You're getting clothes and bible for Christmas.
Santa saw your Instagram photos. You're getting clothes and bible for Christmas.

Funny Jokes,  Instagram Comedy,  Santa Humor,  
    
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Me: For Christmas I want someone who loves me Santa: let's be realistic
Me: For Christmas I want someone who loves me

Santa: let's be realistic

Funny Jokes,  Christmas Humor,  Santa Jokes,  
    
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don't go broke christmas spping for a that ain't yours
don't go broke christmas spping for a that ain't yours

Funny Jokes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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All I want for Christmas is you(r money)
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Kapkorn: When sugar daddy asks u wat u want 4 christmas
All I want for Christmas is you(r money)

Funny Jokes,  Christmas Jokes,  Best Christmas Joke,  
    
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i feel like i'm going to be that aunt w drinks straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas
i feel like i'm going to be that aunt w drinks straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas

Funny Jokes,  Aunt Jokes,  Vodka Jokes,  
    
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Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?
Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Funny Jokes,  Knock Knock Jokes Funny,  Christmas Humor,  
    
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My girlfriend doesn't know this but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far, she's getting a McChicken.
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hidie: nice
My girlfriend doesn't know this but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far, she's getting a McChicken.

Funny Quotes,  Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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Don't get your hopes up Santa knows where you've been on the internet
Don't get your hopes up Santa knows where you've been on the internet

Funny Jokes,  Funny Xmas Quotes,  Funny Santa Quotes,  
    
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if i made you this year... i want my christmas gift
if i made you this year...

i want my christmas gift

Funny Quotes,  Cum Jokes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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im buying alot of u es blinds and mops for xmas y'all backrounds be ed up
im buying alot of u es blinds and mops for xmas y'all backrounds be ed up

Funny Jokes,  Funny Xmas Quotes,  
    
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no mcm on my news feed today. i guess y'all ain't get for christmas
no mcm on my news feed today. i guess y'all ain't get for christmas

Memes,  Mcm,  Lol Funny,  
    
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i'm so broke this year i'm telling the kids that santa caught ebola and died
i'm so broke this year i'm telling the kids that santa caught ebola and died

Funny Quotes,  Ebola Jokes,  Hell Naw,  
    
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"why is santa's sack so big?" he only s once a year
"why is santa's sack so big?" he only s once a year

Memes,  Cum Jokes,  
    
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