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When there's a meteor shower

Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap
When there's a meteor shower

Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap


Meteor Jokes,  Weather Jokes,  
    
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris strikes lightning
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris strikes lightning


Chuck Noris Jokes,  Chuck Norris One Liners,  
    
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gets chick-fil-a

on sundays
gets chick-fil-a

on sundays


Chick Fil A Meme,  Sunday Jokes,  
    
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When I slice onions

Onions cry
When I slice onions

Onions cry


Memes,  Good Chuck Norris Jokes,  
    
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Hello, David Guetta?

What did you mean, "The world is mine"?
Hello, David Guetta?

What did you mean, "The world is mine"?


Memes,  Best Chuck Norris Joke,  
    
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bruce lee

chuck norris isn't so bad  now, is he?
bruce lee

chuck norris isn't so bad now, is he?


Funny Pictures,  Bruce Lee Jokes,  
    
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There is no such thing as global warming

I got cold so I turned up the sun

Wrong

Chuck Norris doesn't get cold, cold gets Chuck Norris.
There is no such thing as global warming

I got cold so I turned up the sun

Wrong

Chuck Norris doesn't get cold, cold gets Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris Meme,  Funny Cold Sayings,  Super Funny Jokes,  
    
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When Chuck Norris gets manic he does not receive treatment

The rest of the world does
When Chuck Norris gets manic he does not receive treatment

The rest of the world does


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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.

It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.

It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.


Grizzly Bear Jokes,  Chuck Norris Memes  
    
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Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare

He only eats unicorns

LOL
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare

He only eats unicorns

LOL


Unicorn Jokes,  Meat Jokes,  Chuck Norris Puns  
    
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If chuck norris punched himself in the face 

Would it hurt him?
If chuck norris punched himself in the face

Would it hurt him?


Philosoraptor (theme),  Chuck Norris Jokes,  Punch Jokes,  
    
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry, water condenses on his face at the appropriate time.

Chuck Norris One Liners,  Chuck Norris Joke  
    
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.

Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris One Liners,  Chuck Norris Joke  
    
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

Chuck Norris One Liners,  Chuck Norris Joke  
    
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

List Of Chuck Norris Jokes,  Kfc Jokes  
    
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