Chuck Norris is such a bad ass that he doesn't have near death experiences, near death experiences have Chuck Norris'. The flu has to get Chuck Norris shots. On Chuck's birthday, the candles blow him. His blood type is AK-47. Obviously, most Chuck Norris memes are creative ways to describe exactly how amazing and extraordinary he is.
Before he was America's bad boy he was in the Navy and a martial artist and now has funded his own school, Chun Kuk Do. He also did film production and acting. When Chuck Norris slices onions, they cry. He caught all 151 Pokemon with one Pokeball. He can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes. Chuck Norris does the impossible and his memes are always trending.