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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris strikes lightning
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris strikes lightning


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i don't call the wrong number

you answer the wrong pne
i don't call the wrong number

you answer the wrong pne


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You best be

Cold calling!!!
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Damion: Chuck Norris allows you live another year
You best be

Cold calling!!!


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Beat Chuck Norris

At arm wrestling
Beat Chuck Norris

At arm wrestling


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anyone see that steven segal character?

coz it seems he didn't finish my laundry and dishes yet!
anyone see that steven segal character?

coz it seems he didn't finish my laundry and dishes yet!


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Relax

I got this Mike!
Relax

I got this Mike!


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I have no control key on my keyboard

I am always in control
I have no control key on my keyboard

I am always in control


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Chuck Norris doesn't cry, water condenses on his face at the appropriate time.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.

Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.


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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

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Aliens do exist. Theyre just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

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When Chuck Norris does push ups, he actually pushes the Earth from him.

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Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad.

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Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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