Church Jokes One Liners

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You go to a church and see this you automatically know the service bout to be 4 hrs
You go to a church and see this you automatically know the service bout to be 4 hrs

Memes,  Church Humor,  Sunday Jokes,  
    
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their face when you walk in church on sunday smelling like blunts liquor and sin
their face when you walk in church on sunday smelling like blunts liquor and sin

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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when you're in church and burp and taster nut from last nights shenanigans
when you're in church and burp and taster nut from last nights shenanigans

Memes,  Nasty Humor,  
    
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When church about to let out but your pastor still giving out announcements.
When church about to let out but your pastor still giving out announcements.

Memes,  Hillary Clinton Meme,  
    
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When u playing too much with yo friend at church and catch eye contact with yo granny
When u playing too much with yo friend at church and catch eye contact with yo granny

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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How the guest preacher be looking when they giving his introduction
How the guest preacher be looking when they giving his introduction

Memes,  Preacher Jokes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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Black church mothers gonna be puttin' their Harriet Tubman $20 bill in the offering all proud like....
Black church mothers gonna be puttin' their Harriet Tubman $20 bill in the offering all proud like....

Memes,  Black Jokes Best,  Harriet Tubman Meme,  
    
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Hood dude church outfit
Hood dude church outfit

Memes,  Hood Jokes,  Clothes Jokes,  
    
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Is there a church to visit in Saudi Arabia?
Is there a church to visit in Saudi Arabia?

Jesus Approves (theme),  Saudi Arabia Jokes,  
    
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You there in the 4th row, yes you, the one reading his bible, could you please leave now, you aer setting a bad example for my donators.
You there in the 4th row, yes you, the one reading his bible, could you please leave now, you aer setting a bad example for my donators.

Joel Olsteen Jokes,  Joel Osteen Jokes,  Bible Jokes,  
    
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I don't always use the bible when I preach... But when I do, I don't
I don't always use the bible when I preach...

But when I do, I don't

Joel Olsteen Jokes,  Joel Osteen Jokes,  Funny Bible Quotes,  
    
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When you get lost on the way to night service and end up in Congress #SOTU
When you get lost on the way to night service and end up in Congress #SOTU

Memes,  Congress Jokes,  
    
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When you try to leave Church before offering time
When you try to leave

Church before offering time

Memes,  Church Humor,  
    
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When you sick And the pastor still want you to lead praise and worship
When you sick

And the pastor still want you to lead praise and worship

Memes,  Pastor Jokes,  
    
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Wrote a list of why the church sucks. Nailed it!
Wrote a list of why the church sucks.

Nailed it!

Lutheran Jokes,  Martin Luther Jokes,  Pun One Liners,  
    
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