Circus Puns

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What planet is like a circus?

Saturn, it has three rings!
What planet is like a circus?

Saturn, it has three rings!

Laffy Taffy Jokes,  List Of Stupid Jokes,  

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What happened to the man who ran away with the circus?

The police eventually caught up with him and made him bring it back.

Clean Joke,  Circus Jokes,  Children Jokes And Riddles  

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

(The heat was in-tents!)

Kid Friendly Jokes,  Funny Clean Jokes,  The Best Joke,  

Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?

A: An acrocat!

Circus Jokes,  Silly Kid Jokes,  List Of Riddles And Jokes,  Riddles,  

Its no fun being a tightrope walker.

My jobs always on the line.

Job Humor,  Good Job Jokes,  Entertainment Jokes  

The midget human cannonball missed his target killing the bearded lady in the process.

It was a freak accident.

Best Midget Jokes,  Accident Jokes  

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Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

He wanted a well-balanced meal!

Lion Jokes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler.

Riddle Jokes For Teenagers,  Brain Teasers For Kids  

Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?

Because he couldnt get his Stilton.

One Leg Jokes,  Clown Jokes For Kids,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  

I used to work in a circus as the human cannonball.

But I left after they fired me.

Entertainment Jokes,  Fired Jokes,  Work Humor Jokes  

On my first day as a human cannonball my boss said, Im going to have to let you go.

You cant fire me, I replied.

Thats exactly why Im letting you go, he said.

Boss Jokes,  Work Humor Jokes  

Before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker

I used to look up to him

Father Jokes,  Death Jokes,  Circus Jokes,  

What is the difference between the armed forces and a circus?

In the circus you dont have to salute the clowns.

Clown Jokes,  Army Jokes,  Jokes About Clowns  

Ive been walking on a tightrope ever since I had an argument with my boss.

I dont care if he owns the circus, Im supposed to be the bearded lady.

Argument Jokes,  Boss Jokes,  

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