City Morgue Jokes

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bored at the city morgue
bored at the city morgue

Memes,  Funny Comic Pictures,  
    
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"Well, he certainly lived life everyday like it was his last."
"Well, he certainly lived life everyday like it was his last."

Dead Person Jokes,  Lol Comics,  
    
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Everyone who comes in here has the same condition..a stiff neck, back, and shoulders...coincidence?

I think knot
Everyone who comes in here has the same condition..a stiff neck, back, and shoulders...coincidence?

I think knot


Dead Person Jokes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  
    
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That's him. Though I can barely recognize him... Don't look, sweetie.
That's him. Though I can barely recognize him... Don't look, sweetie.

Bubble Gum Jokes,  Gum Jokes,  
    
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"Simkins, it's not the first time I've caught you taking a nap. Get dressed and back to work!"
"Simkins, it's not the first time I've caught you taking a nap. Get dressed and back to work!"

Dead Person Jokes,  Funny Work Comics,  
    
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"Look, I was paid to deliver him a get well singing telegram and by God I'm gonna do it!"
"Look, I was paid to deliver him a get well singing telegram and by God I'm gonna do it!"

Dead Person Jokes,  Get Well Jokes,  
    
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"I almost didn't recognize him with that sheet over his face instead of a newspaper."
"I almost didn't recognize him with that sheet over his face instead of a newspaper."

Death Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"I'm a bit late. Mind if we go to the floor below the morgue first?"
"I'm a bit late. Mind if we go to the floor below the morgue first?"

Funny Devil Quotes,  Devil Jokes,  Elevator Jokes,  
    
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"Is this the chap who was run over by a steam roller?"
"Is this the chap who was run over by a steam roller?"

Dead Person Jokes,  Death Jokes,  
    
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"Mum, can I work in a morgue"
"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

Funny Comic Pictures,  Cartoon Jokes,  
    
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"If they have to use dental records to identify a body, how do they know which dentist to ask?"
"If they have to use dental records to identify a body, how do they know which dentist to ask?"

Funny Dental Comics,  Funny Dental Sayings,  Funny Dental Jokes,  
    
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"stomach content analysis sws the onions were sauteed after the pork was added but before adding the funnel."
"stomach content analysis sws the onions were sauteed after the pork was added but before adding the funnel."

Death Jokes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Man wakes up to find a toe tag on his foot
Man wakes up to find a toe tag on his foot

Funny Death Quotes,  Dead And Dying Jokes,  
    
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