Classic Chat Up Lines

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baby, are you a motherboard?

cause i'd 'ram' you all night long
baby, are you a motherboard?

cause i'd 'ram' you all night long


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It that a joystick you're holding or are you just happy to see me?

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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.


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Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!

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Are you Jamaican? (No, why?) Coz jer-makin-me-crazy!

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You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute?

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Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.

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If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

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You can kiss heaven goodbye cause its got to be a sin to look that good.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

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There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.

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Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard?

(No, Why?)

Cause you're just my type!


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Do you have a map? No why? Because I got lost in your eyes.

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It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.

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So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?

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