Classic One Liner Jokes

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The Iliad and the Odyssey

Too mainstream, I prefer the Aeneid.
The Iliad and the Odyssey

Too mainstream, I prefer the Aeneid.


Odyssey Jokes,  Hipster Memes,  
    
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It doesn't matter if your black or white but if your orange.. 

you went to the WRONG tanning place!
It doesn't matter if your black or white but if your orange..

you went to the WRONG tanning place!


Funny Tanning Slogans,  One Liner Black Jokes,  White Joke,  
    
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Fast & Furious best driver

Dies as passenger

Paul Walker

Why weren't you driving?
Fast & Furious best driver

Dies as passenger

Paul Walker

Why weren't you driving?


Paul Walker Jokes,  Clever Questions,  Good Short Joke,  
    
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Sneaking in after curfew like
Sneaking in after curfew like

Memes,  Good Jokes For Teenagers,  Very Funny Jokes,  
    
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this is why i have trust issues...
this is why i have trust issues...

Memes,  Trust Jokes,  
    
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We have the best government that money can buy.
We have the best government that money can buy.

Funny Quotes,  Mark Twain Meme,  Anti Government Jokes,  
    
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1942..

When the "duck face" was actually cute.
1942..

When the "duck face" was actually cute.


Funny Pictures,  Duck Face Jokes,  
    
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i'd like to see things from your point of view, but i can't seem to get my head that far up your .
i'd like to see things from your point of view, but i can't seem to get my head that far up your .

Relatable Posts,  Funny English Jokes,  
    
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Yo' Momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
Yo' Momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Funny Jokes,  Your Momma So Fat Jokes,  Good Old Jokes,  
    
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Your Momma is so fat when she steps on the scale it says "To be continued"
Your Momma is so fat when she steps on the scale it says "To be continued"

Meme,  Your Mums So Fat Jokes,  Weight Joke,  
    
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Funny Jokes,  Pregnant Jokes,  
    
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Wish I could go back to a time when the most drama you had was deciding what color of crayon to use.
Wish I could go back to a time when the most drama you had was deciding what color of crayon to use.

Funny Quotes,  Great Clean Jokes,  
    
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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.

Funny Quotes,  Life Humor,  
    
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"If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun."

- Katherine Hepburn
"If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun."

- Katherine Hepburn


Funny Quotes,  Best One Liner Ever,  
    
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I see you're playing stupid again.

Even looks like you're winning this time.
I see you're playing stupid again.

Even looks like you're winning this time.


Funny Ecards,  Stupid One Liners,  Stupid Insults,  
    
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