Classic One Liners

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One does not simply revise The Odyssey of Homer
One does not simply

revise The Odyssey of Homer

Odyssey Jokes,  One Does Not Simply Memes,  
    
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I remember the good ol days when hashtag meant Im done entering my credit card info or hey, lets play tic-tac-toe.
I remember the good ol days when hashtag meant Im done entering my credit card info or hey, lets play tic-tac-toe.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Old Jokes,  
    
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you're raising money for meless beavers? well, frankly, my dear... ...i don't give a dam
you're raising money for meless beavers?

well, frankly, my dear...

...i don't give a dam

Funny Jokes,  Beaver Jokes,  Beaver Puns,  
    
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frankly my dead, i won't build a dam
frankly my dead,

i won't build a dam

Funny Jokes,  Beaver Jokes,  Beaver Puns,  
    
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keep in mind, i'm an artist... and i'm sensitive about my
keep in mind, i'm an artist... and i'm sensitive about my

Meme,  Barbie Memes,  Artist Jokes,  
    
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Back in the day my kind of flirting was touching my crushes thumb while playing heads up seven up
Back in the day my kind of flirting was touching my crushes thumb while playing heads up seven up

Funny Jokes,  Back In The Day Jokes,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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Yo mommas so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mommas so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Funny Jokes,  Your Mama So Fat,  Really Bad Disses,  
    
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Yo Mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her
Yo Mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her

Funny Jokes,  Yo Momma So Ugly Jokes,  Shadow Jokes,  
    
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Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

Funny Jokes,  Best School Jokes,  Your Momma So Fat Jokes,  
    
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ask me if i give a .
ask me if i give a .

Funny Quotes,  Offensive Insults,  Best Dissing Jokes,  
    
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i eat es like you for breakfast
i eat es like you for breakfast

Funny Quotes,  Breakfast Joke,  
    
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I'm not getting older, I'm just becoming a classic.
I'm not getting older, I'm just becoming a classic.

Relatable Posts,  Older People Jokes,  Growing Old Jokes,  
    
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put that in your pipe and smoke it.
put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Funny Jokes,  Good Comebacks,  Classic Insults,  
    
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I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me?
I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me?

Funny Quotes,  Teddy Bear Jokes,  
    
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i take baths because my wine gets water-downed when i take a swer.
i take baths because my wine gets water-downed when i take a swer.

Funny Ecards,  Shower Humor,  Bath Jokes,  
    
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