Classical Music Jokes

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A tuxedo with tales, a man with wild hair, a 10 piece orchestra in front of him and he taps the podium which acknowledges that this is the maestro. That’s what you usually think of when you think of classical music, right? But what about seeing a meme called the Bachstreet Boys as the cover of an album.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny classical music jokes and jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
when the dankest violin jig starts and your  hits the floor
when the dankest violin jig starts and your hits the floor

Memes,  Violin Jokes,  Viola Jokes,  
    
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How about

I just don't play
How about

I just don't play


Funny Jokes,  Music Memes,  
    
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Oh second thought, let us not play the viola,

'Tis a silly intstrument
Oh second thought, let us not play the viola,

'Tis a silly intstrument


Meme,  Viola Jokes,  Silly Short Jokes,  
    
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Listening to classical music while studying
=
Feeling like a genius
Listening to classical music while studying
=
Feeling like a genius


Funny Ecards,  Genius Jokes,  
    
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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing
What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing


Mozart Jokes,  Lame Pun Raccoon,  Orchestra Puns  
    
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Why did Brahms take five years to compose his famous lullaby?

It kept putting him to sleep.


Funniest Kid Jokes,  Funny Music Jokes  
    
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Viola?

Oh, you mean the big violin.
Viola?

Oh, you mean the big violin.


Viola Jokes,  Violin Jokes,  Nice Humorous Jokes,  Musical Instrument Jokes,  
    
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I love classical music!

Fur Elise is my favourite classical song!
I love classical music!

Fur Elise is my favourite classical song!


Musically Oblivious 8th Grader (theme),  Funny Music Jokes  
    
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Why does a violinist have a handkerchief
under his chin when he plays?

Because violins have no spit valve.


Violin Jokes,  Funny Questions And Answers Jokes  
    
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This guy hates pop music

Look everybody this guy listens to classic rock

See? Nobody cares
This guy hates pop music

Look everybody this guy listens to classic rock

See? Nobody cares


Pop Music Jokes,  See Nobody Cares (theme)  
    
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Bach Bach Bach Bach

Bach Bach Bach Bach
Bach Bach Bach Bach

Bach Bach Bach Bach


Chicken Puns,  Best Pun Jokes,  Musician Jokes  
    
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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?

A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.


Viola Jokes,  Best Clean Joke Ever,  Entertainment And Arts Jokes  
    
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She's a composer who has scores of works to her credit.

Musical Puns,  101 One Liners  
    
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Musical composers can use lots of Note paper.

Music Puns,  Funny Music Quotes  
    
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