Clean Christmas Jokes

 – 41 total
"There's no presents, children, because know it all Santa thought the world would end on the 21st. of December."
"There's no presents, children, because know it all Santa thought the world would end on the 21st. of December."

Santa Comic,  Mayan Jokes,  
    
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Uses Axe body spray

To show his mom that he appreciates the Christmas present she got him
Uses Axe body spray

To show his mom that he appreciates the Christmas present she got him


Axe Meme (theme),  Christmas Present Meme,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita gift! Aww, you shouldn't have!
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita gift! Aww, you shouldn't have!


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Funny Christmas,  Hilarious Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Alva.

Alva who?

Alva another gift for you!
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Alva.

Alva who?

Alva another gift for you!


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys

Gladys Christmas day?
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys

Gladys Christmas day?


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Good Christmas Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Showin' up at your relatives house and they got their christmas tree, lights, and decorations up already
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Showin' up at your relatives house and they got their christmas tree, lights, and decorations up already


Memes,  Funny Jokes White People,  Thanksgiving Jokes Clean,  
    
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When Christmas decorations finally go up...
When Christmas decorations finally go up...

Memes,  Christmas Jokes Kids,  
    
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When ya Mother catches you trying to open up ya Christmas presents a day early
When ya Mother catches you trying to open up ya Christmas presents a day early

Memes,  The Face You Make (theme),  
    
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I know I'm getting what I want for Christmas because I already bought it for myself.
I know I'm getting what I want for Christmas because I already bought it for myself.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Christmas Thoughts,  Special Days Jokes,  
    
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I'm sorry guy, I know that you've got a good health plan and you give out free gifts and all, but Jesus really does have a much better plan
I'm sorry guy, I know that you've got a good health plan and you give out free gifts and all, but Jesus really does have a much better plan

Funny Jokes,  Christian Christmas Jokes,  Religious Christmas Jokes,  
    
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God, I hate Christmas

I hear ya buddy
God, I hate Christmas

I hear ya buddy


Memes,  Anti Christmas Jokes,  Grumpy Cat Jokes,  
    
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What if Santa Clause is real

But all people are naughty
What if Santa Clause is real

But all people are naughty


Memes,  Funny Christmas Thoughts,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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Its Christmas Eve dawg...

Lighten up
Its Christmas Eve dawg...

Lighten up


Memes,  Christmas Eve Jokes,  Christmas Puns,  
    
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Forced to go to Christmas Eve mass

Formulate critique Catholic patriarchy instead of pray
Forced to go to Christmas Eve mass

Formulate critique Catholic patriarchy instead of pray


Memes,  Christmas Eve Jokes,  Religious Christmas Jokes,  
    
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I have to spend Christmas Eve in the hospital

But I have internet, lots of movies to watch in my laptop so I got that goin for me
I have to spend Christmas Eve in the hospital

But I have internet, lots of movies to watch in my laptop so I got that goin for me


Memes,  Christmas Eve Jokes,  Hospital Humor,  
    
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