Clean Little Johnny Jokes

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Teacher tells Johnny "Your composition on "My Dog" is the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?"

Johnny...no sir, it's the same dog


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In school. Teacher:
- Johnny, why are you late again?
- But you have said that it's never too late to learn..


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During the soccer match little Johny sits in the front row. His friend asks:
- How did you get tickets?
- From my brother - respond Petya.
- And where is your brother?
- At home. Looking for his ticket.


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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

Little Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day."


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TEACHER : Little Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"? < br />
Little Johnny : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
Little Johnny : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


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TEACHER : Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.
Little Johnny : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Little Johnny!


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Teacher: Johnny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?

Little Johnny: A heart a attack
Teacher: Johnny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?

Little Johnny: A heart a attack


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We are here!

Isn't that Lucy and Wendy from school?

Where?

Right there!

Let me show you how to impress girls!

'They are the most popular girls in school.'

No! Eddie, that's too high!

That swimming suit looks just like mine.

'Eddie knows how to impress girls for sure.'
Little Johnny at the Swimming Pool
We are here!

Isn't that Lucy and Wendy from school?

Where?

Right there!

Let me show you how to impress girls!

'They are the most popular girls in school.'

No! Eddie, that's too high!

That swimming suit looks just like mine.

'Eddie knows how to impress girls for sure.'


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Mom, I am getting hungry...

Don't worry! Yor dad will make delicious BBQ.

Um...oo you remember what happened last time?

It will be ok this time

This needs more fire...

Who wants to have one extra well-done?

'We need to eat out for dinner tonight'
Little Johnny: Dad, The Chef
Mom, I am getting hungry...

Don't worry! Yor dad will make delicious BBQ.

Um...oo you remember what happened last time?

It will be ok this time

This needs more fire...

Who wants to have one extra well-done?

'We need to eat out for dinner tonight'


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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"


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A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"

"Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa..

"And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest.

"Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny.


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