Clean New Years Jokes

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Clean new years jokesYou chewed up my list of New Year's resolutions! Good boy!
Every New Years people make resolutions and before Valentine’s they’ve usually failed miserably. They join a gym, grocery shop at Whole Foods and vow to drop any other bad habits they have. The sentiment is nice, but the follow through is almost always never there. I’m sure you know at least one person like this and you clown them endlessly, usually behind their back.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral clean new years jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
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Memes,  2014 Jokes,  2015 Jokes,  
    
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New Year's day is the solemnity or Mary, mother of God, a holy day of obligation.

If you see this, you can't claim you didn't know of forgot.
New Year's day is the solemnity or Mary, mother of God, a holy day of obligation.

If you see this, you can't claim you didn't know of forgot.


Memes,  New Years Day Jokes,  
    
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I can't believe it's New Years already

It seems like it was just New Years last year
I can't believe it's New Years already

It seems like it was just New Years last year


Memes,  New Year Jokes For Kids,  
    
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The New Year's resolution 

Gym members

Are coming!!!
The New Year's resolution

Gym members

Are coming!!!


Memes,  Sparta Meme,  New Year Resolution Jokes,  
    
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New Years resolution?

Hate everything.
New Years resolution?

Hate everything.


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New Year's Eve party?

Fasting and abstinence for vigil of the solemnity of Mary Mother of God!!!
New Year's Eve party?

Fasting and abstinence for vigil of the solemnity of Mary Mother of God!!!


Memes,  Christian New Year Jokes,  
    
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There may come a time when I stick to my New Year's resolutions

But it is not this year
There may come a time when I stick to my New Year's resolutions

But it is not this year


Memes,  New Year Resolution Jokes,  New Year Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Eats all the food for New Year's Eve

Washes all the dishes
Eats all the food for New Year's Eve

Washes all the dishes


Memes,  New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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You said that you would stop eating junk food for your New Year's resolution 

The lie detector determined that was a lie
You said that you would stop eating junk food for your New Year's resolution

The lie detector determined that was a lie


Memes,  New Years Resolution Jokes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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Happy New Year

Happy New Year everywhere
Happy New Year

Happy New Year everywhere


Memes,  Happy New Year Jokes,  Everywhere Meme (theme),  
    
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Everybody out turning up! Be safe!

While I'm at home preparing for my year!
Everybody out turning up! Be safe!

While I'm at home preparing for my year!


Memes,  Jokes About New York,  
    
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Hey girl

Happy New year
Hey girl

Happy New year


Memes,  Short New Years Jokes,  
    
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I don't know where you are

But happy New Year to you
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Alfchee: Happy New year!
I don't know where you are

But happy New Year to you


Memes,  Happy New Year Jokes,  Movie Meme,  
    
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Oh no!

I don't have New Years Eve plans yet
Oh no!

I don't have New Years Eve plans yet


Memes,  Funny New Year Images,  New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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