Clean Old Age Jokes

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Me at  7 years old: Bilingual, genius iq, mentally healthy, able to do math

Me now: Illiterate, health is nonexistent, and needs a calculator to solve 5 + 6
Me at 7 years old: Bilingual, genius iq, mentally healthy, able to do math

Me now: Illiterate, health is nonexistent, and needs a calculator to solve 5 + 6


Memes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY! 

Hope you enjoy the gift certificate for one free hysterectomy.
KAPPITS (1)
Kimmy: Happy 40th! Have a good one!
HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY!

Hope you enjoy the gift certificate for one free hysterectomy.


Funny Happy Birthday Ecard,  Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Women,  
    
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Happy birthday dad!

Wait, wait, wait... you're how old?
Happy birthday dad!

Wait, wait, wait... you're how old?


Dad Birthday Jokes,  Skeptical Baby (theme),  Getting Older Humor,  
    
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Wait, wait, wait

You're how old?
KAPPITS (2)
Henry: You're that old?
Milfra: wait whaaatttt....!!!!
Wait, wait, wait

You're how old?


Baby Meme,  Short Old Age Jokes,  
    
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When you turn 100 and you can't play with Legos anymore
When you turn 100 and you can't play with Legos anymore

Memes,  Lego Jokes,  
    
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I'm not old

70

I'm classic
I'm not old

70

I'm classic


70th Birthday Jokes,  Old Classic Jokes,  
    
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Im not 60

Im only 

$59.95 plus tax
Im not 60

Im only

$59.95 plus tax


60 Year Old Jokes,  Tax Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Asians be like

I'm 104 years old
Asians be like

I'm 104 years old


Memes,  Joke Asian,  Good Asian Jokes,  
    
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Police officers when they don't retire.

Epic Old Man: Police Officer
Police officers when they don't retire.

Pranks,  Jokes About Police,  Jokes About Cops,  
    
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Old man stuck in a wheelchair one second and running the next.

Epic Old Man - Stuck In Sewer
Old man stuck in a wheelchair one second and running the next.

Pranks,  Wheel Chair Jokes,  Disabled Joke,  
    
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I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20... until I hang out with 20 year olds... then I'm like, nope never mind, I'm 30.
I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20... until I hang out with 20 year olds... then I'm like, nope never mind, I'm 30.

Funny Ecards,  30 Years Old Jokes,  
    
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May you live to be so old that the handicapped stall becomes a necessity and not just a spacious place to poop.
May you live to be so old that the handicapped stall becomes a necessity and not just a spacious place to poop.

Funny Ecards,  Handicap Jokes,  So Old Jokes,  
    
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I'm so old, my blood type was discontinued.
I'm so old, my blood type was discontinued.

Funny Ecards,  So Old Jokes,  Jokes About Old Age,  
    
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"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
"Youre wrong, officer, its only my hat that makes me look that old."


Jokes About Old Age,  Jokes On Old Age,  
    
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