Clean One Liners

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When people are impressed with your vocabulary but you're really just quoting
When people are impressed with your vocabulary but you're really just quoting

Odyssey Jokes,  Vocabulary Jokes,  Funny English Sayings,  
    
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My life isn't perfect but my tan is
My life isn't perfect but my tan is

Funny Tanning Slogans,  Funny One Liners On Life,  
    
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Elevators are awkward. It's like, "Hey stranger, let's get in this small box and listen to bad music for a few seconds."
Elevators are awkward. It's like, "Hey stranger, let's get in this small box and listen to bad music for a few seconds."

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Elevator Jokes,  
    
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Want to be left alone? 

Go to the mall and hold a clipboard
Want to be left alone?

Go to the mall and hold a clipboard


Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Funny Words Of Advice,  
    
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One does not simply 

Accept the quoted price. 
One bargains
One does not simply

Accept the quoted price.
One bargains


One Does Not Simply Memes,  Bangladesh Jokes,  
    
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Happy B-Day?

Why not happy A+Day?
Happy B-Day?

Why not happy A+Day?


Bangladesh Jokes,  School Jokes Kids,  Clean School Jokes For Kids,  
    
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That's the trouble with these virtual desktops - there's nowhere to put your coffee cup down!
That's the trouble with these virtual desktops - there's nowhere to put your coffee cup down!

Coffee Joke,  Best Clean Jokes,  
    
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Knocked but you weren't in

-Opportunity
Knocked but you weren't in

-Opportunity


Opportunity Jokes,  Good Appropriate Jokes,  
    
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Prepared trial balance

Balanced first time
Prepared trial balance

Balanced first time


Success Kid Meme (theme),  Accounting Humor,  Inside Jokes,  
    
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All I want is a person I can love and go half on bills with
All I want is a person I can love and go half on bills with

Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes About Relationships,  
    
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Oh no, Billy

You didn't
Oh no, Billy

You didn't


Funny Jokes,  Billy Jokes,  
    
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Shaves in the morning

Looks like this by noon
Shaves in the morning

Looks like this by noon


Funny Jokes,  Shaving Jokes,  Beard Jokes,  
    
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Adam is watching you

Always watching
Adam is watching you

Always watching


Memes,  Adam Meme,  Fresh Prince Meme,  
    
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We all have that one friend who never gets the joke but after 10 mins

They go like "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh" and start laughing
We all have that one friend who never gets the joke but after 10 mins

They go like "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh&quo t; and start laughing


Funny Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Friends,  Funny Thoughts On Friends,  
    
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck wasn't stuck in a storm drain?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck wasn't stuck in a storm drain?

Funny Jokes,  Tongue Twisters Woodchuck,  Funniest One Liner,  
    
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