Clean Wife Jokes

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''So, apparently, saying it with cactus is not the best way to tell your wife you love her!''
''So, apparently, saying it with cactus is not the best way to tell your wife you love her!''

Cactus Jokes,  Good Wife Jokes,  
    
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love is not saying a  word when your wife tries a new cabbage, egg and brussel sprouts diet.
love is not saying a word when your wife tries a new cabbage, egg and brussel sprouts diet.

Diet Jokes,  Cabbage Jokes,  Best Fart Jokes,  
    
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Wife to Doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep what should I give to cure him? 

Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake
Wife to Doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep what should I give to cure him?

Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake


Opportunity Jokes,  Best Doctor Jokes,  
    
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Wife of the year
Wife of the year

Memes,  Beer Jokes One Liner,  
    
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When your wife asks

How was dinner?
When your wife asks

How was dinner?


Memes,  Dinner Joke,  
    
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*Cough*
*Hack*

Sir, are you okay? 

*Cough*

Yeah, yeah. Just been spending time with my wife. 

Ahhh. She a big smoker? 

She was. 

Earlier...

*Sob sob*
*Breathe*
*Sob*
*Wheeze*
*Cough*
*Hack*

Sir, are you okay?

*Cough*

Yeah, yeah. Just been spending time with my wife.

Ahhh. She a big smoker?

She was.

Earlier...

*Sob sob*
*Breathe*
*Sob*
*Wheeze*


Funny Jokes,  Cough Jokes,  
    
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What did the scarecrow...

Say to his wife?

Hay baby!
What did the scarecrow...

Say to his wife?

Hay baby!


Funny Jokes,  Worst Jokes Ever,  Scarecrow Jokes,  
    
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My wife died yesterday.. I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out. What to do? 

No problem.. Just imagine she came back.
My wife died yesterday.. I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out. What to do?

No problem.. Just imagine she came back.


Funny Jokes,  Mean Wife Jokes,  
    
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It doesn't end well. Trust the ex wife on this one.
It doesn't end well. Trust the ex wife on this one.

Funny Ecards,  Wife Ecards,  Funny Ex Wife Jokes,  
    
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No one ignores me quite the way that you do.
No one ignores me quite the way that you do.

Funny Ecards,  Wife Ecards,  
    
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I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may update your Facebook status.
I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may update your Facebook status.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Facebook Joke,  
    
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The face wifey give you 

When she hear you say "Let me call you back"
The face wifey give you

When she hear you say "Let me call you back"


Funny Pictures,  Phone Call Jokes,  Jokes Pictures Funny  
    
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You say you a baller and got money! 

But your wife works full time? Gtfoh!
You say you a baller and got money!

But your wife works full time? Gtfoh!


Funny Pictures,  Money Jokes,  Funny Work Jokes,  
    
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A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "Im going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, "Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?" The husband replies, "No - Im turning the heating off.

Good Bar Jokes,  Man And Wife Jokes,  
    
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Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Funny Word Jokes,  Short Wife Jokes,  Definition Jokes,  
    
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