Cleaning Puns

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Accounting department cleaner sweeping up numbers.
Accounting department cleaner sweeping up numbers.

Janitor Jokes,  Number Jokes,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Funny Quotes,  Housework Jokes,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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Always keep Get Well cards on the mantle. That way when unexpected guests arrive they'll think you were too ill to clean.
Always keep Get Well cards on the mantle. That way when unexpected guests arrive they'll think you were too ill to clean.

Funny Ecards,  Get Well Ecards,  
    
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Parents say "It's my house" 

But when it's time to clean 

"It's your house too"
Parents say "It's my house"

But when it's time to clean

"It's your house too"


Funny Pictures,  Parents Jokes,  House Jokes,  
    
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Ghetto Yet Innovative Plumbing
Ghetto Yet Innovative Plumbing

Funny Pictures,  Latest Funny Image,  Funny Pictures Gallery,  
    
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Someone dusts

Oh God my house
Someone dusts

Oh God my house


Meme,  Misunderstood Spider (theme),  Joke Spider,  
    
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Cleaning up your room can't kill you

But why take the chances
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Cleaning up your room can't kill you

But why take the chances


Demotivational Posters,  Clean Joke,  Short Clean Jokes For Kids  
    
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Not wanting to scare my dog is the perfect excuse for never vacuuming my house.
Not wanting to scare my dog is the perfect excuse for never vacuuming my house.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Dog Ecards,  Pet Ecards,  
    
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Doesn't suck up crumbs, dirt

manages to suck up quarters, keys, chew up earphones, cords etc.
Doesn't suck up crumbs, dirt

manages to suck up quarters, keys, chew up earphones, cords etc.


Vacuum Jokes,  Best Of The Best Jokes  
    
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I suffer from ADCD: 

Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder.

It's where you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up dong a lot of work with nothing to show for it!
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I suffer from ADCD:

Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder.

It's where you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up dong a lot of work with nothing to show for it!


Housework Jokes,  Random Funny Stuff  
    
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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders..and I decide my house isn't that dirty after all!
Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders..and I decide my house isn't that dirty after all!

Dirty House Jokes,  Funny Ecards For Her  
    
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that last line of dirt
that last line of dirt

Petty Jokes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.


Halloween Puns,  Witch Jokes  
    
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Q: What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute.

A: A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.


Funny Drug Jokes,  
    
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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.


Vampire Puns,  House Jokes,  House Cleaning Puns  
    
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