Cleopatra Jokes

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Why didnt Cleopatra go to the psychiatrist? She was the Queen of Denial!
Why didnt Cleopatra go to the psychiatrist?

She was the Queen of Denial!

Egypt Puns,  Question And Answer Jokes,  Psychiatrist Jokes,  
    
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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra? Toga-ether we can rule the world!
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Memes,  Julius Caesar Jokes,  
    
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"If women were in charge there wouldn't be any wars" Apparently has never heard of Elizabeth I, Golda Meir, Hapshetsut, Cleopatra or Margaret Thatcher
"If women were in charge there wouldn't be any wars"

Apparently has never heard of Elizabeth I, Golda Meir, Hapshetsut, Cleopatra or Margaret Thatcher

Memes,  War Jokes,  
    
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Cake? Let them eat figs
Cake?

Let them eat figs

Memes,  Cake Jokes,  
    
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Why did Cleopatra fall off the swing Because she is dead
Why did Cleopatra fall off the swing

Because she is dead

Memes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
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Queen of the Stone age? Like Cleopatra?
Queen of the Stone age?

Like Cleopatra?

Memes,  Musically Oblivious 8th Grader (theme),  
    
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Tries to torrent Antony and Cleopatra film Can only find version with Timothy Dalton in
Tries to torrent Antony and Cleopatra film

Can only find version with Timothy Dalton in

Memes,  Torrent Jokes,  
    
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cleopatra married her brother so i guess one african had a good idea
cleopatra married her brother

so i guess one african had a good idea

Memes,  Redneck Randal (theme),  
    
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they say cleopatra's ina was like this big
they say cleopatra's ina

was like this big

Memes,  Vagina Meme,  
    
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cleopatra owned one of the world's first vibrators. it was a small container filled with buzzing beed, oh god why
cleopatra owned one of the world's first vibrators. it was a small container filled with buzzing beed,

oh god

why

Memes,  Vibrator Jokes
    
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i don't always walk around with a but when i do it's because of foxy cleopatra
i don't always walk around with a

but when i do it's because of foxy cleopatra

Memes,  
    
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Cleopatra was the Pharaohs one of all.

Egypt Puns,  Ancient Egyptian Jokes  
    
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Q: Why did Cleopatra think she didnt need a psychiatrist?

A: Because she was the Queen of Denial.

Therapist Jokes,  Psychiatrist Jokes,  Egyptian Jokes For Kids  
    
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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

History Jokes,  Julius Caesar Jokes,  Roman Jokes For Kids  
    
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