Clever Funny Quotes

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Mozzarella sticks

Which app has changed your life the most in the past ten years?
Mozzarella sticks

Which app has changed your life the most in the past ten years?


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  Best Cheese Jokes,  
    
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rsvp'd to a wedding and said i'm bringing a date. joke is on them, i'm coming alone...but guess w's getting two plates of food? this
rsvp'd to a wedding and said i'm bringing a date. joke is on them, i'm coming alone...but guess w's getting two plates of food? this

Memes,  Wedding One Liners,  
    
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A chance to do the right thing

I love those moments

I like to wave at them as they pass by
A chance to do the right thing

I love those moments

I like to wave at them as they pass by


Jack Sparrow Jokes,  Funny Movie Quotes,  Funny Captioned Pictures,  
    
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j.o.l.o

jew only live once
j.o.l.o

jew only live once


Black Jew Jokes,  Yolo Jokes,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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I'm only single because I'm too sexy for everyone.
I'm only single because I'm too sexy for everyone.

Being Single Quotes,  Jokes About Being Single,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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"Are you free tomorrow"

"No I'm expensive sorry"
"Are you free tomorrow"

"No I'm expensive sorry"


Funny Jokes,  Daily Humor,  Funny Humor Jokes,  
    
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There are two sides to every story, and then there are screenshots.
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out my face: OUTTA MY FACE
There are two sides to every story, and then there are screenshots.

Funny Jokes,  Funny True Sayings,  Very Funny Sayings,  
    
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I didn't do it on porpoise.
I didn't do it on porpoise.

Dolphin Puns,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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I learned all my dance moves from the paternity test episodes on Maury.
I learned all my dance moves from the paternity test episodes on Maury.

Funny Jokes,  Dance Jokes,  Maury Jokes,  
    
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Tell me your problem...

I'm all ears!
Tell me your problem...

I'm all ears!


German Shepherd Jokes,  Best Friend Humor,  
    
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gentle reminder that it's not a walk of shame if you stop for brunch on the way
gentle reminder that it's not a walk of shame if you stop for brunch on the way

Funny Jokes,  Funny Short Quotes,  One Night Stand Jokes,  
    
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i cannot chase you

i am a pimp,

i have a limp,

i cannot run.
i cannot chase you

i am a pimp,

i have a limp,

i cannot run.


Funny Quotes,  Cool Funny Quotes,  Pimp Jokes,  
    
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An eye for an eye can indeed make the whole world blind. For this reason, I suggest taking both of your enemy's eyes during the first strike
An eye for an eye can indeed make the whole world blind. For this reason, I suggest taking both of your enemy's eyes during the first strike

Short Funny One Liner Jokes,  One Liners Humor,  
    
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I have this rare skin disease called perfect
I have this rare skin disease called perfect

Funny Quotes,  Funny Twitter Sayings,  One Liner Of The Day,  
    
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midget okers...

i pe this is half the price
midget okers...

i pe this is half the price


Memes,  Funny Midget Jokes,  Hell Nah,  
    
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