Clever Funny Quotes

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rsvp'd to a wedding and said i'm bringing a date. joke is on them, i'm coming alone...but guess w's getting two plates of food? this
rsvp'd to a wedding and said i'm bringing a date. joke is on them, i'm coming alone...but guess w's getting two plates of food? this

Memes,  Wedding One Liners,  
    
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A chance to do the right thing

I love those moments

I like to wave at them as they pass by
A chance to do the right thing

I love those moments

I like to wave at them as they pass by


Jack Sparrow Jokes,  Funny Movie Quotes,  Funny Captioned Pictures,  
    
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j.o.l.o

jew only live once
j.o.l.o

jew only live once


Black Jew Jokes,  Yolo Jokes,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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I'm only single because I'm too sexy for everyone.
I'm only single because I'm too sexy for everyone.

Being Single Quotes,  Jokes About Being Single,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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"Are you free tomorrow"

"No I'm expensive sorry"
"Are you free tomorrow"

"No I'm expensive sorry"


Funny Jokes,  Daily Humor,  Funny Humor Jokes,  
    
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There are two sides to every story, and then there are screenshots.
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out my face: OUTTA MY FACE
There are two sides to every story, and then there are screenshots.

Funny Jokes,  Funny True Sayings,  Very Funny Sayings,  
    
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I didn't do it on porpoise.
I didn't do it on porpoise.

Dolphin Puns,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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I learned all my dance moves from the paternity test episodes on Maury.
I learned all my dance moves from the paternity test episodes on Maury.

Funny Jokes,  Dance Jokes,  Maury Jokes,  
    
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Tell me your problem...

I'm all ears!
Tell me your problem...

I'm all ears!


German Shepherd Jokes,  Best Friend Humor,  
    
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gentle reminder that it's not a walk of shame if you stop for brunch on the way
gentle reminder that it's not a walk of shame if you stop for brunch on the way

Funny Jokes,  Funny Short Quotes,  One Night Stand Jokes,  
    
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i cannot chase you

i am a pimp,

i have a limp,

i cannot run.
i cannot chase you

i am a pimp,

i have a limp,

i cannot run.


Funny Quotes,  Cool Funny Quotes,  Pimp Jokes,  
    
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An eye for an eye can indeed make the whole world blind. For this reason, I suggest taking both of your enemy's eyes during the first strike
An eye for an eye can indeed make the whole world blind. For this reason, I suggest taking both of your enemy's eyes during the first strike

Short Funny One Liner Jokes,  One Liners Humor,  
    
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I have this rare skin disease called perfect
I have this rare skin disease called perfect

Funny Quotes,  Funny Twitter Sayings,  One Liner Of The Day,  
    
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midget okers...

i pe this is half the price
midget okers...

i pe this is half the price


Memes,  Funny Midget Jokes,  Hell Nah,  
    
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when your ex text you

i miss you

you know what else you suld miss?

me with that bull
when your ex text you

i miss you

you know what else you suld miss?

me with that bull


Funny Quotes,  Super Funny,  
    
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