Clever Insults

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On this page, we have added the sharpest, most quick witted and clever insults that we could find. Insults about love, celebrities, relationships and any other type of insults you can think of can be found here. Insults like, "@Sarcasmpage: I don't insult people, I describe them.", " Shutting the fuck up is gluten free. Add that to your diet." and "Your rice is so dry. It's like there's a wedding in my mouth" are a couple of the more clever disses you will find in this section.

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i'm no cactus expert but i know a  when i see one
i'm no cactus expert but i know a when i see one

Memes,  Cactus Jokes,  Prick Jokes,  
    
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stfu wit c
stfu wit c

Memes,  Ugg Memes,  
    
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your #wcw grew up on

ttland
your #wcw grew up on

ttland


Memes,  Thot,  Wcw,  
    
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my friend told me he stepped in .
my friend told me he stepped in .

Memes,  Iggy Azalea Jokes,  Rapper Diss,  
    
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 be like "suck my "

i'm sorry but small objects are a cking hazard
be like "suck my "

i'm sorry but small objects are a cking hazard


Memes,  
    
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shutting the  up is gluten free.

add that to your diet.
shutting the up is gluten free.

add that to your diet.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Diet Sayings,  
    
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I'm surprised the Jets have a website

Since they have trouble stringing any W's together
I'm surprised the Jets have a website

Since they have trouble stringing any W's together


Memes,  Football Disses,  Good Football Jokes,  
    
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I'm gonna store you in my phone liquid nitrogen 

Cuz that's how cold you are
I'm gonna store you in my phone liquid nitrogen

Cuz that's how cold you are


Memes,  Funny Cold Sayings,  Nitrogen Jokes,  
    
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vincent van

gogh  yourself
vincent van

gogh yourself


Memes,  Artist Jokes,  
    
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 just mad cuz a dirty tub will get a ring before they do
just mad cuz a dirty tub will get a ring before they do

Funny Quotes,  100 Best Insults,  
    
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You've posted 6 different men in 1 year with caption "my other half"... You must be a very large pizza
You've posted 6 different men in 1 year with caption "my other half"... You must be a very large pizza

Memes,  Kermit The Frog Jokes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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I do not "chill" !!! that's how you end up with "chill" dren !!!
I do not "chill" !!! that's how you end up with "chill" dren !!!

Funny Quotes,  Funny Clever Sayings,  
    
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How do you double the value of a Ford?

Put gas in it!!
How do you double the value of a Ford?

Put gas in it!!


Memes,  Ford Joke,  Anti Ford Jokes,  
    
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what small animal crawled up your  and died?
what small animal crawled up your and died?

Funny Jokes,  Nasty Question Jokes,  
    
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Your rice is so dry

It's like there's a wedding in my mouth
Your rice is so dry

It's like there's a wedding in my mouth


Memes,  Cooking Fail,  Wedding Fail,  
    
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