Clever Jokes One Liners

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When someone sends me a vid to check out, I look at how long it is, wait that amount of time, then write back "sooo good!"
When someone sends me a vid to check out, I look at how long it is, wait that amount of time, then write back "sooo good!"

Memes,  Petty Jokes,  Savage Meme,  
    
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Heyyyyyy

Mock arena
Heyyyyyy

Mock arena


Memes,  Play On Words Jokes,  
    
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They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it "$19.99 the bill formerly known as a twenty"
They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it "$19.99 the bill formerly known as a twenty"

Memes,  Prince Meme,  Funny Money Images,  
    
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Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there...
Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there...

Ecards,  Mind Reader Jokes,  Mind Jokes,  
    
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I know it's wrong but it feels so ripe
I know it's wrong but it feels so ripe

Avocado Puns,  Avocado Jokes,  
    
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i have to be successful because i love expensive .
i have to be successful because i love expensive .

Funny Quotes,  Success One Liners,  Success Jokes,  
    
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Me: You got a man?
Her: Yeah, I have a bf
Me: On government papers you tick the single box right?
Her: Yeah
Me: Wyd tonight?
Me: You got a man?
Her: Yeah, I have a bf
Me: On government papers you tick the single box right?
Her: Yeah
Me: Wyd tonight?


Funny Jokes,  Joke To Get A Girl,  Awesome Chat Up Lines,  
    
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I have a few twix up my sleeve
I have a few twix up my sleeve

Memes,  Candy Bar Jokes,  
    
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You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago.
You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago.

Funny Ecards,  Late Jokes,  Christopher Columbus Jokes,  
    
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you know what to do with that big fat butt
you know what to do with that big fat butt

Memes,  Funny Rap Song Lyrics,  Funny Lyrics,  
    
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go straight, make your first left then a right

then you'll be out my face with that bullsh*t
go straight, make your first left then a right

then you'll be out my face with that bullsh*t


Memes,  Dissing People Jokes,  
    
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Plot twist. Waldo finds himself.
Plot twist. Waldo finds himself.

Funny Jokes,  Wheres Waldo Jokes,  
    
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There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don't want two of you around.
There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don't want two of you around.

Relatable Posts,  Witty One Liner,  
    
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I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.
I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.

Relatable Posts,  Stupid One Liners,  Cool Sms Jokes,  
    
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I'm not a slow person, I just have a speed limit.
I'm not a slow person, I just have a speed limit.

Relatable Posts,  Dumb One Liners,  
    
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