Clever One Liners

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When you buy your main and side the same fragrance so they don't realize you're cheating
When you buy your main and side the same fragrance so they don't realize you're cheating

Memes,  Perfume Jokes,  When You Meme,  
    
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...and then, before you know it, you are freakin' halfway to seventy! Crazy huh?

35 Happy Birthday!
...and then, before you know it, you are freakin' halfway to seventy! Crazy huh?

35 Happy Birthday!


35th Birthday Jokes,  Happy Birthday Insults,  
    
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I'm not 70, I'm 69.96 Plus tax!
I'm not 70, I'm 69.96 Plus tax!

70th Birthday Jokes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  Older People Jokes,  
    
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You must hurry

There's no thyme
You must hurry

There's no thyme


Spice Puns,  Liam Neeson Meme,  Time Puns,  
    
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Looks like things

Just got Syrias
Looks like things

Just got Syrias


Syria Jokes,  War Jokes,  Military Puns,  
    
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if i had a dollar for everytie someone called me ugly i'd be broke cause i'm perfect lol later losers
if i had a dollar for everytie someone called me ugly i'd be broke cause i'm perfect lol later losers

Funny Jokes,  Good Ugly Jokes,  Ugly Jokes One Liners,  
    
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my  is tired!
my is tired!

Memes,  Donkey Puns,  
    
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Write the name of someone you hate on your body every day in permanent marker

That way no matter how you die, they'll become a suspect.
Write the name of someone you hate on your body every day in permanent marker

That way no matter how you die, they'll become a suspect.


Memes,  Silly Witty One Liners,  
    
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when you're literally the flyest  at your scol
when you're literally the flyest at your scol

Memes,  Good Men Jokes,  Fashion Humor,  
    
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I see what you did there
I see what you did there

Memes,  Dean Martin Jokes,  I See What You Did There (theme),  
    
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josh must be 

god's gift to man
josh must be

god's gift to man


Memes,  Joshua Jokes,  Josh Meme,  
    
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Everything I post doesnt mean its about me or my situation....

It just might be yours
Everything I post doesnt mean its about me or my situation....

It just might be yours


Memes,  Funny Status,  
    
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I hate how after an argument, I managed to think of really clever stuff I should have said.
I hate how after an argument, I managed to think of really clever stuff I should have said.

Relatable Posts,  Sms Jokes Latest,  Free Sms And Jokes,  
    
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I'll never forget the first time we met; although I'll keep trying.
I'll never forget the first time we met; although I'll keep trying.

Relatable Posts,  Rude One Liner Jokes,  Witty One Liners,  
    
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