Cocaine Jokes

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Shrimp are testing positive for cocaine and scientists don't know why

You know how many bricks been lost in the sea over the last 30yrs ?
Shrimp are testing positive for cocaine and scientists don't know why

You know how many bricks been lost in the sea over the last 30yrs ?


Memes,  Shrimp Jokes,  
    
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If gas prices keeping going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere
If gas prices keeping going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  Gas Prices Jokes,  
    
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Personal trainer just got 10 years for dealing coke

Ive been going to him for years

Just shows you never really know someone

I genuinely had no idea he was a personal trainer
Personal trainer just got 10 years for dealing coke

Ive been going to him for years

Just shows you never really know someone

I genuinely had no idea he was a personal trainer


Memes,  Criminal Jokes,  Personal Trainer Jokes,  
    
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getting older is realising everyone does
getting older is realising everyone does

Memes,  Jokes On Getting Older,  
    
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between coffee and , it seems like the wle point of colombia is to wake the rest of the world up.
between coffee and , it seems like the wle point of colombia is to wake the rest of the world up.

Memes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  
    
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1) the 
2) the 
3) the sadness
4) the audacity
1) the
2) the
3) the sadness
4) the audacity


Memes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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I need to lose 15-20 pounds in 30 days. Send me tips. Legal & illegal.

Clean veganism, daily exercise, plenty of water, plenty of sleep, and (I can't stress this enough) cocaine
I need to lose 15-20 pounds in 30 days. Send me tips. Legal & illegal.

Clean veganism, daily exercise, plenty of water, plenty of sleep, and (I can't stress this enough) cocaine


Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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i got about 2 diets left in me before i try crack
i got about 2 diets left in me before i try crack

Memes,  Funny Diet Sayings,  
    
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Actor Bobby: But the producers told me it's not a good idea to use real coke

Bobby: You wanna be me or not?
Actor Bobby: But the producers told me it's not a good idea to use real coke

Bobby: You wanna be me or not?


Memes,  Actor Jokes,  
    
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people be like "can i get a caramel macchiato with 7 expresso sts" like   just do coke already
people be like "can i get a caramel macchiato with 7 expresso sts" like just do coke already

Memes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  
    
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Me listening to songs about selling cocaine while omw to an office job
Me listening to songs about selling cocaine while omw to an office job

Memes,  Daily Jokes One Liners,  
    
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so glad i grew up snorting this

instead of this
so glad i grew up snorting this

instead of this


Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  
    
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y'all come to miami from these boring  towns and don't know w to act around a lil liquor and  smh

you slipped  in there like it's regular degular
y'all come to miami from these boring towns and don't know w to act around a lil liquor and smh

you slipped in there like it's regular degular


Memes,  Miami Jokes,  Liquor Jokes,  
    
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you guys still doing tide pods? that's cute.
you guys still doing tide pods? that's cute.

Memes,  Tide Pods Meme,  Bleach Jokes,  
    
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can't snort coke

through a rolled-up bitcoin
can't snort coke

through a rolled-up bitcoin


Memes,  Money Humor,  
    
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