Cocaine Jokes

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really, another  meme? what are we, 15? grow up and do some coke like a real adult.
really, another meme? what are we, 15? grow up and do some coke like a real adult.

Memes,  420 Meme,  Drug Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  90s Jokes,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  
    
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Interviewer: so do you have any experience in sales?

Me:
Interviewer: so do you have any experience in sales?

Me:


Memes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  Salesmen Jokes,  
    
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when it's already friday and ur still rinsing ty blow out of your nose from last weekend
when it's already friday and ur still rinsing ty blow out of your nose from last weekend

Memes,  Dirty Friday Jokes,  
    
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mr. krabs? i haven't heard that name in years
mr. krabs? i haven't heard that name in years

Memes,  Crab Jokes,  
    
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Interviewer: "So do you have any experience with sales?"

Me:
Interviewer: "So do you have any experience with sales?"

Me:


Memes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  
    
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this is dumbo before and after smoking crack. yet another child actor destroyed by fame and drugs
this is dumbo before and after smoking crack. yet another child actor destroyed by fame and drugs

Memes,  
    
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Uranium Jokes,  Lead Jokes,  
    
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the best parts of waking up
the best parts of waking up

Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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so glad i grew up

doing this

not this
so glad i grew up

doing this

not this


Memes,  Childhood Meme,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  
    
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the kids at the party that try to teach you about conspiracies but ur only there for the blow
the kids at the party that try to teach you about conspiracies but ur only there for the blow

Memes,  Images Of Funny Dogs,  Party Jokes,  
    
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"so i said look ney, i'm not gonna stop snorting outta 20's. that tubman chick is your ancestor-not mine."
"so i said look ney, i'm not gonna stop snorting outta 20's. that tubman chick is your ancestor-not mine."

Memes,  White People Be Like,  Harriet Tubman Meme,  
    
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tells you not to drink mountain dew because of bromine 

snorts  later that night
tells you not to drink mountain dew because of bromine

snorts later that night


Bromine Jokes,  Soda Jokes,  College Liberal,  
    
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[first day on the job as a drug dealer]

*giggles*

"we don't have coke, is pepsi ok?"

*gets stabbed*
[first day on the job as a drug dealer]

*giggles*

"we don't have coke, is pepsi ok?"

*gets stabbed*


Funny Jokes,  Funny Drug Jokes,  
    
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"where do you see yourself in the future?"

me:
"where do you see yourself in the future?"

me:


Memes,  Drug Memes,  Future Jokes,  
    
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