Coffee Jokes

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Me: If you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later

My brain: Good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast
Me: If you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later

My brain: Good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast


Memes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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Ice coffee should be cheaper that the same sized hot coffee because like half of what you're paying for is literally ice thank you for coming to my ted talk
Ice coffee should be cheaper that the same sized hot coffee because like half of what you're paying for is literally ice thank you for coming to my ted talk

Memes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  Ice Jokes,  
    
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Just to be clear: 

I never *don't* want iced coffee

There has never been a bad time for iced coffee

I will never be displeased by receiving iced coffee

At no point in my life will I ever say "no thank you, I don't want iced coffee."
Just to be clear:

I never *don't* want iced coffee

There has never been a bad time for iced coffee

I will never be displeased by receiving iced coffee

At no point in my life will I ever say "no thank you, I don't want iced coffee."


Memes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  
    
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Me @ $2 sandwich: It's affordable but is it filling? If it's filling, will it provide me with enough satisfaction? What is the nutritional value of this...? Maybe I should save my money...


Me @ $4.75 coffee: mmm cofy
Me @ $2 sandwich: It's affordable but is it filling? If it's filling, will it provide me with enough satisfaction? What is the nutritional value of this...? Maybe I should save my money...


Me @ $4.75 coffee: mmm cofy


Memes,  Funny Ironic Jokes,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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My organs watching me repeatedly drink iced coffee as a meal replacement
My organs watching me repeatedly drink iced coffee as a meal replacement

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  Hilarious Cat Memes,  
    
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You know what I love more than anything else in the world?

Is it me? :)

Uh, I was going to say my morning coffee, but let's put that in a distant 2nd to you.

I should hope so
You know what I love more than anything else in the world?

Is it me? :)

Uh, I was going to say my morning coffee, but let's put that in a distant 2nd to you.

I should hope so


Funny Good Morning Texts,  Sms Jokes Funny Text Messages,  
    
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All I want to do is sleep, drink coffee & ride my bike.
All I want to do is sleep, drink coffee & ride my bike.

Sleep Jokes,  Biker Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Don't leave an empty coffee pot! 

T.hanks
Don't leave an empty coffee pot!

T.hanks


Tom Hanks Jokes,  Work And Office Jokes,  
    
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I poured Neon in my coffee this morning 

I can see sounds
I poured Neon in my coffee this morning

I can see sounds


Neon Jokes,  Spongebob Rainbow,  
    
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when ur crush says "i really want a coffee."
when ur crush says "i really want a coffee."

Memes,  Coffee Memes,  
    
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irish coffee

whiskey

coffee
irish coffee

whiskey

coffee


Irish Jokes,  Irish Humor,  
    
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I run entirely on caffeine and anger.
I run entirely on caffeine and anger.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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When that first sip of coffee in the morning 

Touches your soul
When that first sip of coffee in the morning

Touches your soul


Memes,  Good Morning Memes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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Finishes laundry, makes coffee

Spills coffee on laundry
Finishes laundry, makes coffee

Spills coffee on laundry


Mistake Jokes,  Coffee Humor,  
    
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All things are possible with coffee and mascara
All things are possible with coffee and mascara

Funny Jokes,  Makeup Jokes,  
    
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