Cold Jokes

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Here we have included the funniest cold jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and found the best ones, including some that you guys have sent to us, and added them.

On this page you will find jokes about different reactions people and animals have in cold weather and water. Some jokes like it’s so cold young boys are wearing their pants pulled up, when you start paying your own heating bill you would rather freeze. You will also find memes with popular cold related animated characters like Sub Zero and Elsa from the movie Frozen.

We are continuously adding new content here, so we invite you to check back as often as you like. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, memes, videos and articles please rate your favorites; share them with your friends and kappit!
There's a town called "Hell" in Michigan, and it has literally 'frozen over' due to the polar vortex
There's a town called "Hell" in Michigan, and it has literally 'frozen over' due to the polar vortex

Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  Jokes About Michigan,  
    
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Is it officially the worst time of the year. I am cold. I am bored. I am pale. I have gained 5 pounds that won;t go away. But I don't want to do anything about these things because I am cold,
Is it officially the worst time of the year. I am cold. I am bored. I am pale. I have gained 5 pounds that won;t go away. But I don't want to do anything about these things because I am cold,

Memes,  Funny Cold Sayings,  Funny Winter Sayings,  
    
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The South: " Wow it sure is cold outside I can't remember the last time it snowed" The North:
The South: " Wow it sure is cold outside I can't remember the last time it snowed"

The North:

Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Police: Step out of the car please Me: Nah, you get in, it's cold asf
Police: Step out of the car please

Me: Nah, you get in, it's cold asf

Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  Funny Cold Sayings,  
    
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Them: It's not even that cold Me:
Them: It's not even that cold

Me:

Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  
    
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When you're about to put your cold feed on him
When you're about to put your cold feed on him

Memes,  Funny Jokes For Girlfriend,  Feet Jokes,  
    
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w cold are you? me:
w cold are you?

me:

Memes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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When you gotta smoke the blunt outside in the cold
When you gotta smoke the blunt outside in the cold

Memes,  Smoking Jokes,  Blunt Memes,  
    
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when your girl keeps touching you with her cold fee in bed
when your girl keeps touching you with her cold fee in bed

Memes,  Bed Jokes,  Feet Jokes,  
    
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Weather: *Drops to 60s* Me:
Weather: *Drops to 60s*

Me:

Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  Clothing Meme,  
    
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When you wake up freezing in the middle of the night with no covers and look over at bae who is like
When you wake up freezing in the middle of the night with no covers and look over at bae who is like

Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  Bae Memes,  
    
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Me: I guess we aren't even having winter this year. It's starting to warm u.. Winter:
Me: I guess we aren't even having winter this year. It's starting to warm u..

Winter:

Memes,  Winter Jokes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  
    
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When it's winter and somebody says "wait outside"
When it's winter and somebody says "wait outside"

Memes,  Funny Winter Images,  Ice Jokes,  
    
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i will never understand people w prefer this bull over summer
i will never understand people w prefer this bull

over summer

Memes,  Funny Winter Sayings,  Cold Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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As soon as I walk outside
As soon as I walk outside

Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes One Liners,  Mortal Kombat Jokes,  
    
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