Cold Jokes

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Here we have included the funniest cold jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and found the best ones, including some that you guys have sent to us, and added them.

On this page you will find jokes about different reactions people and animals have in cold weather and water. Some jokes like it’s so cold young boys are wearing their pants pulled up, when you start paying your own heating bill you would rather freeze. You will also find memes with popular cold related animated characters like Sub Zero and Elsa from the movie Frozen.

We are continuously adding new content here, so we invite you to check back as often as you like. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, memes, videos and articles please rate your favorites; share them with your friends and kappit!
When you gotta smoke the blunt outside in the cold
When you gotta smoke the blunt outside in the cold

Memes,  Smoking Jokes,  Blunt Memes,  
    
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when your girl keeps touching you with her cold  fee in bed
when your girl keeps touching you with her cold fee in bed

Memes,  Bed Jokes,  Feet Jokes,  
    
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Weather: *Drops to 60s*

Me:
Weather: *Drops to 60s*

Me:


Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  Clothing Meme,  
    
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When you wake up freezing in the middle of the night with no covers and look over at bae who is like
When you wake up freezing in the middle of the night with no covers and look over at bae who is like

Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  Bae Memes,  
    
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Me: I guess we aren't even having winter this year. It's starting to warm u..

Winter:
Me: I guess we aren't even having winter this year. It's starting to warm u..

Winter:


Memes,  Winter Jokes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  
    
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When it's winter and somebody says "wait outside"
When it's winter and somebody says "wait outside"

Memes,  Funny Winter Images,  Ice Jokes,  
    
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i will never understand people w prefer this bull

over summer
i will never understand people w prefer this bull

over summer


Memes,  Funny Winter Sayings,  Cold Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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w you sleep when you know it's ing freezing as  outside
w you sleep when you know it's ing freezing as outside

Memes,  Sleeping Meme,  Cold Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When you're sleeping over at your friend's house but they fall asleep before giving you a blanket
When you're sleeping over at your friend's house but they fall asleep before giving you a blanket

Memes,  Funny Sleeping Images,  Blanket Jokes,  
    
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You're from Chile? 

Ooh, What's it cold there or sumthin?
You're from Chile?

Ooh, What's it cold there or sumthin?


Chile Jokes,  Funny Comedian Jokes,  
    
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I tried to tiptoe arcross my marble floor

But my feet were too cold
I tried to tiptoe arcross my marble floor

But my feet were too cold


Marble Jokes,  First World Problem Meme (theme),  
    
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If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Big Piney is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wyoming.
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Big Piney is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wyoming.

Wyoming State Jokes,  Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when girls are cold...

when boys are cold.
when girls are cold...

when boys are cold.


Memes,  Boy Vs Girl Jokes,  
    
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When your car ain't warm up but you late to work and the heat blowing cold air
When your car ain't warm up but you late to work and the heat blowing cold air

Relatable Posts,  Morning Jokes,  Morning Meme,  
    
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