Cold Weather Jokes

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Cold weather jokesBosses be like just put on a scarf we need you today
Cold weather is usually uncomfortable, but some people don’t seem to be affected and walk outside topless in the snow, no coat in below freezing temperatures and trying to be cute they refuse to bundle. These cause some of the most eccentric yet funny things to see in cold weather.

The cold weather is also the time when one shouldn’t skimp on lotion, but they do. This causes all kinds of ashy feet, elbows and lips to look at.

We found the funniest cold weather jokes on the Internet from all over the Internet to share here with you and we are continually adding to the collection. While you’re here enjoy some of our other jokes, rate your favorites and share with your friends on social media.
It's that time of the year again
It's that time of the year again

Memes,  Funny Winter Images,  Funny Car Images,  
    
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Police: Step out of the car please

Me: Nah, you get in, it's cold asf
Police: Step out of the car please

Me: Nah, you get in, it's cold asf


Memes,  Funny Cold Sayings,  
    
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I know winter sucks but I really love leaving leftover food in my car overnight and being able to eat it the next day
I know winter sucks but I really love leaving leftover food in my car overnight and being able to eat it the next day

Memes,  Food Jokes,  Winter Jokes One Liners,  
    
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This is Bob

Bob  sees its snowing

Bob doesn't go around telling everyone because bob knows people have windows

Bob is smart

Be like Bob
This is Bob

Bob sees its snowing

Bob doesn't go around telling everyone because bob knows people have windows

Bob is smart

Be like Bob


Memes,  Bob Jokes,  Snow Humor,  
    
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Them: It's not even that cold

Me:
Them: It's not even that cold

Me:


Memes,  Cold Jokes,  
    
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Southerner: It's kinda chilly lol

Northerner: Cold?? You think this weather is actually cold lmfaooo just wait until it's -24 degrees and you have 5 minutes to run to class before the hypothermia hits. You potbellied southern hicks.
Southerner: It's kinda chilly lol

Northerner: Cold?? You think this weather is actually cold lmfaooo just wait until it's -24 degrees and you have 5 minutes to run to class before the hypothermia hits. You potbellied southern hicks.


Memes,  Funny Weather Quotes,  
    
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It''s so cold this morning wow not trying to over react but Merry Christmas everybody
It''s so cold this morning wow not trying to over react but Merry Christmas everybody

Memes,  Merry Christmas Jokes,  
    
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When you've had enough of the snow
When you've had enough of the snow

Memes,  Snow Jokes,  Winter Jokes,  
    
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it's cold so i had to crack these bad boys out
it's cold so i had to crack these bad boys out

Memes,  Underwear Jokes,  
    
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Weather: *Drops to 60s*

Me:
Weather: *Drops to 60s*

Me:


Memes,  Clothing Meme,  
    
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Me: I guess we aren't even having winter this year. It's starting to warm u..

Winter:
Me: I guess we aren't even having winter this year. It's starting to warm u..

Winter:


Memes,  Winter Jokes,  
    
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When it's winter and somebody says "wait outside"
When it's winter and somebody says "wait outside"

Memes,  Funny Winter Images,  Ice Jokes,  
    
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Leaving the shower during winter because you have to go do life...
Leaving the shower during winter because you have to go do life...

Memes,  Shower Humor,  Winter Meme,  
    
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There are two types of people:

"I shouldn't drive in the snow"

Weeeeeeeeee
There are two types of people:

"I shouldn't drive in the snow"

Weeeeeeeeee


Memes,  Winter Humor,  Snow Memes,  
    
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Spilling your coffee here is still shitty, just a different kind of shitty
Spilling your coffee here is still shitty, just a different kind of shitty

Memes,  Antarctic Jokes,  
    
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