Cold Weather Jokes

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Cold weather jokesBosses be like just put on a scarf we need you today
Cold weather is usually uncomfortable, but some people don’t seem to be affected and walk outside topless in the snow, no coat in below freezing temperatures and trying to be cute they refuse to bundle. These cause some of the most eccentric yet funny things to see in cold weather.

The cold weather is also the time when one shouldn’t skimp on lotion, but they do. This causes all kinds of ashy feet, elbows and lips to look at.

We found the funniest cold weather jokes on the Internet from all over the Internet to share here with you and we are continually adding to the collection. While you’re here enjoy some of our other jokes, rate your favorites and share with your friends on social media.
Everyone: it's so cold out here

Fish at the grocery store:
Everyone: it's so cold out here

Fish at the grocery store:


Memes,  Funny Fish Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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There's a town called "Hell" in Michigan, and it has literally 'frozen over' due to the polar vortex
There's a town called "Hell" in Michigan, and it has literally 'frozen over' due to the polar vortex

Memes,  Jokes About Michigan,  
    
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"can't wait till it gets cold" pe you es happy
"can't wait till it gets cold" pe you es happy

Memes,  Funny Cold Sayings,  
    
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Well damn, Jackie! I can't control the weather!
Well damn, Jackie! I can't control the weather!

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Is it officially the worst time of the year. I am cold. I am bored. I am pale. I have gained 5 pounds that won;t go away. But I don't want to do anything about these things because I am cold,
Is it officially the worst time of the year. I am cold. I am bored. I am pale. I have gained 5 pounds that won;t go away. But I don't want to do anything about these things because I am cold,

Memes,  Funny Cold Sayings,  Funny Winter Sayings,  
    
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If you go outside, you will die. Do you understand?
If you go outside, you will die. Do you understand?

Memes,  Funny Cold Sayings,  
    
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winter is hitting us like : i heard y'all was talking .
winter is hitting us like : i heard y'all was talking .

Memes,  Funny Winter Quotes,  Funny Winter Sayings,  
    
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Local news stations giving us a snow forecast
Local news stations giving us a snow forecast

Memes,  Snow Humor,  
    
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It's that time of the year again
It's that time of the year again

Memes,  Funny Winter Images,  Funny Car Images,  
    
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Police: Step out of the car please

Me: Nah, you get in, it's cold asf
Police: Step out of the car please

Me: Nah, you get in, it's cold asf


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I know winter sucks but I really love leaving leftover food in my car overnight and being able to eat it the next day
I know winter sucks but I really love leaving leftover food in my car overnight and being able to eat it the next day

Memes,  Food Jokes,  Winter Jokes One Liners,  
    
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This is Bob

Bob  sees its snowing

Bob doesn't go around telling everyone because bob knows people have windows

Bob is smart

Be like Bob
This is Bob

Bob sees its snowing

Bob doesn't go around telling everyone because bob knows people have windows

Bob is smart

Be like Bob


Memes,  Bob Jokes,  Snow Humor,  
    
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Them: It's not even that cold

Me:
Them: It's not even that cold

Me:


Memes,  Cold Jokes,  
    
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Southerner: It's kinda chilly lol

Northerner: Cold?? You think this weather is actually cold lmfaooo just wait until it's -24 degrees and you have 5 minutes to run to class before the hypothermia hits. You potbellied southern hicks.
Southerner: It's kinda chilly lol

Northerner: Cold?? You think this weather is actually cold lmfaooo just wait until it's -24 degrees and you have 5 minutes to run to class before the hypothermia hits. You potbellied southern hicks.


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It''s so cold this morning wow not trying to over react but Merry Christmas everybody
It''s so cold this morning wow not trying to over react but Merry Christmas everybody

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