College Jokes One Liners

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This kid is 11 and in my organic chemistry class he said if we have questions to just email him.
This kid is 11 and in my organic chemistry class he said if we have questions to just email him.

Memes,  Best Chemistry Jokes,  
    
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You think your day was bad?

These two didn't get accepted to the same college
You think your day was bad?

These two didn't get accepted to the same college


Memes,  Twins Jokes,  
    
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Engineering student

1st year

Final year
Engineering student

1st year

Final year


Engineering Jokes One Liners,  Funny Engineering Posters,  Engineering Jokes,  
    
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Well I spent 5 years and & $45,000 to get my bachelor's degree 

But I got a free pen with my diploma, so I got that going for me, which is nice
Well I spent 5 years and & $45,000 to get my bachelor's degree

But I got a free pen with my diploma, so I got that going for me, which is nice


Diploma Jokes,  Funny College Posters,  College Is A Joke,  
    
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''I graduated from a very small university.''
''I graduated from a very small university.''

Diploma Jokes,  Best College Jokes,  University Jokes,  
    
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Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation
Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation

Diploma Jokes,  Best College Jokes,  
    
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''I didn't know they gave degrees for 'undecided'.''
''I didn't know they gave degrees for 'undecided'.''

Diploma Jokes,  College Jokes In English,  
    
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''School of hard knocks.''
''School of hard knocks.''

Diploma Jokes,  College Funny Jokes,  
    
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''I was wrong. I didn't think Gibson would make much use of his diploma.''
''I was wrong. I didn't think Gibson would make much use of his diploma.''

Diploma Jokes,  Graduation Humor Jokes,  Graduation Humor,  
    
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Class-wide average after three tests is 50%.

Blames us for not studying hard enough.
Class-wide average after three tests is 50%.

Blames us for not studying hard enough.


Professor Meme,  Engineering Professor Meme (theme),  Professor Jokes,  
    
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First day of class

"Hope you all got my email about today's quiz on chapter 1"
First day of class

"Hope you all got my email about today's quiz on chapter 1"


Professor Meme,  Best College Jokes,  Best Teacher Jokes,  
    
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Gives professor a bad review

For not learning every single student's name in a lecture class
Gives professor a bad review

For not learning every single student's name in a lecture class


Professor Meme,  Professor Jokes,  Freshman Meme,  
    
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Maybe someday ole miss

But nit likely.
Maybe someday ole miss

But nit likely.


Ole Miss Rebels Jokes,  College Football Memes,  
    
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What if nobody actually does accounting

Except accounting students whose homework examples are real figures so companies don't have to pay for the work
What if nobody actually does accounting

Except accounting students whose homework examples are real figures so companies don't have to pay for the work


Accounting Humor,  Keanu Meme,  
    
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Says college is too hard

Goes to Arizona State
Says college is too hard

Goes to Arizona State


Arizona State Jokes,  College Students Jokes,  
    
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