Colonoscopy Jokes

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The title of this section alone brings so much shit to my mind (pun intended lol). I think the jokes can basically write themselves. Jokes ranging from actually having to discuss a colonoscopy with your doctor, to having to wear a gown that has you literally “assed out”. In this section, you'll find the easiest way to make someone the “butt” of a joke.

Here we feature the funniest colonoscopy jokes on the Internet. Whether you’ve personally had a colonoscopy or not somehow you know what it is most likely because you’ve heard a great one liner or joke about it. It isn’t fun to say but it’s funny to joke about.

We are always updating and adding even funnier content so be sure to check back often, rate and share on social media.

happy 40th birthday 

enjoy your 1st colonoscopy!!!
happy 40th birthday

enjoy your 1st colonoscopy!!!


Old Age One Liners,  Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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... ye... they got you out here getting a colonoscopy from amber rose.
... ye... they got you out here getting a colonoscopy from amber rose.

Kanye West Funny,  Kanye West Jokes,  Amber Rose Jokes,  
    
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breaking news

"i will not run in 2016 due to a brain tumor found during my recent colonoscopy."
breaking news

"i will not run in 2016 due to a brain tumor found during my recent colonoscopy."


Memes,  Hilary Clinton Meme,  
    
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happy 50th birthday, mike!

enjoy your colonoscopy.
happy 50th birthday, mike!

enjoy your colonoscopy.


Memes,  Mike Meme,  
    
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Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!

Funny Ecards,  Polite Insults,  
    
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I don't often get a colonoscopy

But when I do I crap my brains out
I don't often get a colonoscopy

But when I do I crap my brains out


Memes,  
    
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"Wow, this prep is so delicious, I think I'll drink another!"

....said no one ever
KAPPITS (1)
Colonoscopy: Butt
"Wow, this prep is so delicious, I think I'll drink another!"

....said no one ever


Funny Ecards,  Said No One Ever (theme),  
    
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I have inner beauty....and I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.
I have inner beauty....and I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.

Funny Jokes,  Maxine Jokes,  
    
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Arrr! I found me last booty!
Arrr! I found me last booty!

Funny Jokes,  
    
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Colonoscopy...

You're doing it wrong...
Colonoscopy...

You're doing it wrong...


Memes,  Doing It Wrong Memes (theme),  
    
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After the colonoscopy,

Mittens was never the same
KAPPITS (2)
Wes: After the colonoscopy
Becky was never the: After The Colonoscopy
After the colonoscopy,

Mittens was never the same


Memes,  Funny Cat,  
    
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Elephant Colonoscopy

Life free-diving, just without water
Elephant Colonoscopy

Life free-diving, just without water


Demotivational Posters,  
    
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Colonoscopy:

Ur doing it wrong....but it's working great, actually
Colonoscopy:

Ur doing it wrong....but it's working great, actually


Memes,  Doing It Wrong Memes (theme),  
    
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Colonoscopy??

No way, Jose.
KAPPITS (1)
joe: huh
Colonoscopy??

No way, Jose.


Memes,  Baffled Boxer (theme),  
    
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It's time

For your colonoscopy
It's time

For your colonoscopy


Memes,  Medical Jokes One Liners,  
    
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