Colorado Rockies Jokes

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Hey Rockies I heard you need pitchers

I'm just loosening my arm
Hey Rockies I heard you need pitchers

I'm just loosening my arm


Baseball Jokes For Kids,  Jokes About Colorado,  Funny Baseball Images  
    
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I don't always begin to win when it doesn't matter but when I do

It's because I'm the Colorado Rockies
I don't always begin to win when it doesn't matter but when I do

It's because I'm the Colorado Rockies


Jokes About Colorado,  Most Interesting Man In The World Meme (theme),  Some Comedy Jokes  
    
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not sure if rockies' pitching staff is finally becoming serviceable

or the mets' offense is that ty
not sure if rockies' pitching staff is finally becoming serviceable

or the mets' offense is that ty


Futurama Memes,  Sports Meme  
    
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legalizing pot in colorado

finally! a form of entertainment at rockies games
legalizing pot in colorado

finally! a form of entertainment at rockies games


Colorado Jokes,  Sports Meme  
    
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Q: What song do Colorado Rockies fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?

A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.


Sport Team Jokes,  Fan Jokes,  Baseball Jokes  
    
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Q: What do you get when you combine all 40 Colorado Rockies with 40 lesbians?

A: Eighty people that don't do dick!


Baseball Insults,  Sport Team Jokes,  Lesbian Jokes  
    
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Q: What is the difference between Jorge De La Rosa and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?

A: Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.


Baseball Jokes,  Funny Baseball Facts  
    
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Baseball Insults,  Funny Baseball Quotes,  Fan Jokes,  
    
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Police in Colorado responded to a call of a vehicle break-in. The owner of the vehicle said he had two tickets to a Rockies game on his dash and someone busted his window and left two more Rockies tickets.

Crime Jokes,  Baseball Jokes  
    
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Q: What's the difference between a Coors Field hotdog, and a Citizens Bank Park hotdog?

A: You can buy a Citizens Bank Park hotdog in October!


Baseball Insults,  Baseball Jokes,  Hot Dog Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why do all the trees in the Northwest lean towards Colorado?

A: Its because the Rockies suck.


Tree Jokes,  Baseball Jokes  
    
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Q: What is the difference between a Colorado Rockies fan and a pot hole?

A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!


Baseball Insults,  Baseball Jokes,  Road Jokes  
    
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Q: What does the Colorado Rockies manager and Alex Trebek have in common?

A: Both of there jobs are in Jeopardy.


Jeopardy Jokes,  Baseball Jokes,  Job Jokes,  
    
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