Coma Jokes

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Nurse: You've been in a coma since 2010.

Patient: Oh wow! I can't wait to see what Glenn from #TheWalkingDead is up to!

Nurse: ...
Nurse: You've been in a coma since 2010.

Patient: Oh wow! I can't wait to see what Glenn from #TheWalkingDead is up to!

Nurse: ...


Memes,  The Walking Dead Memes,  
    
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"You've been in a coma since 2000. The year is 2016."

"Oh wow. Thank you mama."

"Did you just assume my gender?"
"You've been in a coma since 2000. The year is 2016."

"Oh wow. Thank you mama."

"Did you just assume my gender?"


Memes,  2016 Jokes,  
    
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Nurse: Sir you've been in a coma since 2006

Rick: Best I can do is 2014
Nurse: Sir you've been in a coma since 2006

Rick: Best I can do is 2014


Memes,  Nurse Meme,  
    
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Helps win World War 2

Chills out for 70 years
Helps win World War 2

Chills out for 70 years


Captain America Meme,  Scumbag Meme,  Superhero Jokes,  
    
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Yo dawg, I heard you like insidious

So I put yo son in a coma
Yo dawg, I heard you like insidious

So I put yo son in a coma


Insidious Jokes,  Yo Dawg (theme),  
    
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let's celebrate m genocide and land theft but stuffing ourselves into a food coma!
let's celebrate m genocide and land theft but stuffing ourselves into a food coma!

Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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Straight outta Coma
Straight outta Coma

Memes,  Straight Outta Compton Meme,  
    
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lamar woke up from that coma like #lamarodom

's a  of a drug.
lamar woke up from that coma like #lamarodom

's a of a drug.


Memes,  Cocaine Jokes,  Lamar Odom Jokes,  
    
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odom woke up like

 what happened to the es
odom woke up like

what happened to the es


Memes,  Lamar Odom Jokes,  
    
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Just slept for straight 18 hours

My girlfriend woke me up because she was afraid that I was in a coma
Just slept for straight 18 hours

My girlfriend woke me up because she was afraid that I was in a coma


Memes,  Sleep Humor,  Sleep Jokes,  
    
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i would've made you one

but i tught you'd still be unconscious
i would've made you one

but i tught you'd still be unconscious


Memes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Food coma! couldn't eat another bite

Ohh look, cake!
Food coma! couldn't eat another bite

Ohh look, cake!


Memes,  Finding Nemo Jokes,  
    
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Mmmmmmmmm...

Delicious sugar coma..
Mmmmmmmmm...

Delicious sugar coma..


Memes,  Homer Simpson Jokes,  
    
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Do you want to go into a diabetic coma?

Because that's how you go into a diabetic coma.
Do you want to go into a diabetic coma?

Because that's how you go into a diabetic coma.


Memes,  Sugar Jokes,  
    
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