Comeback Jokes

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"I like you" Me: You'll stop soon don't worry
"I like you"

Me: You'll stop soon don't worry

Memes,  Crush Jokes,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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Me at my next job interview: "Do you have any experience?" "Did Donald Trump?"
Me at my next job interview:

"Do you have any experience?"

"Did Donald Trump?"

Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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when you trying to think of that smart come back and then it hits you
when you trying to think of that smart come back and then it hits you

Memes,  
    
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When someone's comeback is, "well, your mom"
When someone's comeback is, "well, your mom"

Memes,  Your Mom Jokes,  
    
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When the squad is flaming you and you can't think of any fire comebacks
KAPPITS (5)
Lol: Good
Calvin: Calvin
Paige: She's a midget
Zaeem: Is ugly
Julia: She's lesbian
When the squad is flaming you and you can't think of any fire comebacks

Memes,  Squad Meme,  Roast Session Jokes,  
    
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I simply take in insults from my brother Because I think he's too dumb to understand my come backs
I simply take in insults from my brother

Because I think he's too dumb to understand my come backs

Confession Bear Meme,  Stupid Brother Jokes,  Dumb Humor,  
    
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When you think of a good comeback hours after the argument. Why am I always so funny when no one's around?
When you think of a good comeback hours after the argument.

Why am I always so funny when no one's around?

Memes,  Simpsons Jokes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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When someone disses you and you got nothing to come back with so you make a stupid face at them
When someone disses you and you got nothing to come back with so you make a stupid face at them

Face Meme,  Face Fail,  Funny Images Captions,  
    
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blanche: was you good for santa this year? me: did you stop being a e for santa this year?
blanche: was you good for santa this year?

me: did you stop being a e for santa this year?

Memes,  
    
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The cat in the hat comes back
The cat in the hat comes back

Cat In The Hat Joke,  Book Title Jokes,  
    
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Family member: "What your grades looking like?" Me: "What your credit score looking like?" #ChristmasClapback
Family member: "What your grades looking like?"

Me: "What your credit score looking like?"

#ChristmasClapback

Memes,  Good Christmas Jokes,  Waiting On You At The Door,  
    
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Aunty: Y do you have a boyfriend at 16? Me: Y are you a grandmother at 31? #
Aunty: Y do you have a boyfriend at 16?

Me: Y are you a grandmother at 31?

#

Memes,  Thanksgiving Clap Back,  Jay Z Meme,  
    
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"How your GPA looking?" "How your bank account looking?" #
"How your GPA looking?"

"How your bank account looking?"

#

Memes,  Thanksgiving Clap Back,  Bank Account Memes,  
    
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Aunt: *touches hair* you got nappy hair. Cousin: My hair healthier than your marriage #
Aunt: *touches hair* you got nappy hair.

Cousin: My hair healthier than your marriage

#

Memes,  Thanksgiving Clap Back,  Usher Jokes,  
    
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When you're getting roasted but, you got no comebacks. The only thing you can do is mock their laugh
KAPPITS (1)
When: Some
When you're getting roasted but, you got no comebacks. The only thing you can do is mock their laugh

Memes,  Roast Jokes,  
    
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