Comediest Jokes

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"i offered a woman a stick of gum. she said "why do i need it?" i was just trying to be nice! if i was to give you something you need, it would be a mustache wax and a t-shirt that says "one  at a time"
"i offered a woman a stick of gum. she said "why do i need it?" i was just trying to be nice! if i was to give you something you need, it would be a mustache wax and a t-shirt that says "one at a time"

Memes,  Dave Attell Jokes,  
    
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"I think its the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
"I think its the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."

Funny Quotes,  George Carlin Meme,  Famous Jokes By Comedians,  
    
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all this ebola talk

got me like
all this ebola talk

got me like


Memes,  Ebola,  Jim Carrey Memes,  
    
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Taking a multiple choice test & not knowing the answer so you eenie meenie miny mo it.
Taking a multiple choice test & not knowing the answer so you eenie meenie miny mo it.

Relatable Posts,  Exam Sms Jokes,  Funny Exam Facts,  
    
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That moment when you hear a noise while washing your hair in shower and accepting the fact that a serial killer is in your house.
That moment when you hear a noise while washing your hair in shower and accepting the fact that a serial killer is in your house.

Relatable Posts,  Killer Jokes,  Funny Home Jokes,  
    
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I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.
I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.

Meme,  Mitch Hedberg Jokes List,  
    
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Funny Videos,  Comedy,  Jokes Stand Up,  Funny Jokes Videos,  
    
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All these houses

And you still dont know your place
All these houses

And you still dont know your place


Funny Jokes,  House Jokes,  All These Memes,  All These Meme,  
    
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I don't always eat cookies

But when I do, C is the letter of the day
I don't always eat cookies

But when I do, C is the letter of the day


Cookie Monster Jokes,  Comedy Jokes For Kids,  Kiddy Humor,  
    
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od rats be like, can i get a hug?

bump ur brakes !!!
od rats be like, can i get a hug?

bump ur brakes !!!


Hood Jokes,  Ghetto Girl Jokes,  Comedy And Jokes,  
    
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Your so Ashy

That it took a special help dog to find you
Your so Ashy

That it took a special help dog to find you


Ashy Jokes,  Comedy One Liners,  Diss Jokes,  
    
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i love the expression "a number of..." because it doesn't mean anything.

a number of victoria's secret models have expressed interest in sleeping with me

that number is zero.
i love the expression "a number of..." because it doesn't mean anything.

a number of victoria's secret models have expressed interest in sleeping with me

that number is zero.


Great Comedy Jokes,  Comedian Jokes,  Funny Comedian Quotes,  
    
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?


Boat Puns,  Funny Trivia,  Free Comedy Jokes,  
    
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pie can't compete with cake. put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake.

put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.
pie can't compete with cake. put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake.

put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.


Pie Jokes,  Funny Cake Sayings,  Jokes Stand Up Comedy,  
    
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