Comedy Quotes

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In this section, you will find some of the most hilarious comedy quotes. Some of the funniest quotes made by comedians and celebrities or even everyday people. Quotes like ‘love your enemies it pisses them off’ and Bernie Mac’s infamous ‘milk and cookies’ are just a couple of the funny quotes you will find here.

Here is where we have added the absolute funniest comedy quotes memes and jokes that could be found from all over the Internet. We have looked across the web and taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you have sent us.

While you are here, please take the time to enjoy our collection of quotes, jokes and meme. You can rate all of your favorite ones and share with all of your friends. We are always adding new content to the site make sure you check us out often.
You sure they're not

Jumping me????
You sure they're not

Jumping me????


Katt William Jokes,  Funny Katt Williams Jokes,  Katt Williams Meme,  
    
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people say "go big or go me" as if going me is a bad thing?? like  yeah i wanna go me, and i'm gonna take a nap when i get there
people say "go big or go me" as if going me is a bad thing?? like yeah i wanna go me, and i'm gonna take a nap when i get there

Funny Quotes,  Silly People Quotes,  
    
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Don't be offended if someone doesn't reply to your text. Their phone is probably "just on silent" or "right in front of their lying face"
Don't be offended if someone doesn't reply to your text. Their phone is probably "just on silent" or "right in front of their lying face"

Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Texting,  Texting Humor,  
    
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Hey Mittens...

Nobody puts Hillary in a binder.
Hey Mittens...

Nobody puts Hillary in a binder.


Memes,  Mitt Romney Jokes,  Hilary Clinton Memes,  
    
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Stop changing who you are for people who don't even know themselves.
Stop changing who you are for people who don't even know themselves.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  Funny True Sayings,  
    
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dear small line of dirty that wont go into the dustpan... 

 you.
dear small line of dirty that wont go into the dustpan...

you.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Relatable Posts,  
    
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My boyfriend isn't allowed to laugh at other girls jokes when I'm not around. He better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not
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My boyfriend isn't allowed to laugh at other girls jokes when I'm not around. He better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not

Funny Quotes,  Cute Jokes For Girlfriend,  Crazy Girlfriend Quotes,  
    
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I make myslef laugh, I should date me.
I make myslef laugh, I should date me.

Funny Quotes,  Date Jokes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I bet when rich CEOs have a bad day they say,

"Today sucks, I feel like a million bucks."
I bet when rich CEOs have a bad day they say,

"Today sucks, I feel like a million bucks."


Funny Jokes,  Rich People Jokes,  Rich Jokes,  
    
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*Puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until I get one I was hoping for*
*Puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until I get one I was hoping for*

Funny Quotes,  Ipod Jokes,  
    
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There are times in life when you should really say the right thing

But the wrong thing is funnier
There are times in life when you should really say the right thing

But the wrong thing is funnier


Memes,  Funny Comedians Jokes,  
    
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Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Beer Quotes,  Balloon Jokes,  
    
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if you see a fine underage girl, all you gotta do is say "no chris hansen" and you good. sorta like w no  make anything not
if you see a fine underage girl, all you gotta do is say "no chris hansen" and you good. sorta like w no make anything not

Memes,  Young Age Jokes,  Funny Stupid Quotes,  
    
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Where you goin'?

Get some milk and coooookies
Where you goin'?

Get some milk and coooookies


Memes,  Best Stand Up Jokes,  
    
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having a filthy mouth... cuz that 's just in' funny!
having a filthy mouth... cuz that 's just in' funny!

Funny Ecards,  
    
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