.....And when you enter the workforce, you will find competition from those crossing our all-too-porous borders. Now I know youre all going to say, "Stephen, Stephen, immigrants built America." Yes, but heres the thingits built now. I think it was finished in the mid-70s sometime. At this point its a touch-up and repair job. But thankfully Congress is acting and soon English will be the official language of America. Because if we surrender the national anthem to Spanish, the next thing you know, theyll be translating the Bible. God wrote it in English for a reason! So it could be taught in our public schools.
As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell anyone in a roadside diner that you went to Harvard. In those situations, the correct response to, Where did you go to school? is School? I never had much in the way of book learnin and such. And then get in your BMW and get the hell out of there.