Compliment Jokes

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"So when yo called me a snack, was I a Zebra Cake or a honey bun?
"So when yo called me a snack, was I a Zebra Cake or a honey bun?

Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Don't let a man with no passport tell you that you're the most beautiful girl in the world. How he know sis? He ain't been nowhere
Don't let a man with no passport tell you that you're the most beautiful girl in the world. How he know sis? He ain't been nowhere

Memes,  Funny Beauty Quotes,  
    
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"Do you like em skinny or thicc?"

Me:
"Do you like em skinny or thicc?"

Me:


Memes,  Donald Trump Memes,  Body Jokes,  
    
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If you don't call your girlfriend beautiful some Indian man on Facebook will
If you don't call your girlfriend beautiful some Indian man on Facebook will

Memes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  Jokes To Put On Facebook,  
    
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My favorite past time is telling people how cheap I got something for when they compliment it.

Person: Your shoes are cute

Me: Girl, $5!!!
My favorite past time is telling people how cheap I got something for when they compliment it.

Person: Your shoes are cute

Me: Girl, $5!!!


Memes,  Price Jokes,  
    
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Canadian bathroom graffiti
Canadian bathroom graffiti

Memes,  Bathroom Jokes,  Funny Graffiti Signs,  
    
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A girl: *Calls me pretty*

Me for the rest of the day:
A girl: *Calls me pretty*

Me for the rest of the day:


Memes,  Funny Monkey Pictures,  
    
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"Your butt getting big"

Me:
"Your butt getting big"

Me:


Memes,  Big Butt Jokes,  
    
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"Ur kinda cute but don't let it get to ur head"

Me immediately
"Ur kinda cute but don't let it get to ur head"

Me immediately


Meme,  Ego Jokes,  
    
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When you get called a snack and you gotta act fake surprised/humble like you didn't already know you're mad scrumptious
When you get called a snack and you gotta act fake surprised/humble like you didn't already know you're mad scrumptious

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When drunk girls call me pretty in the bathroom at a party
When drunk girls call me pretty in the bathroom at a party

Memes,  Funny Drunk Girls,  Bathroom Humor,  
    
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robber: i'll steal everything

me: [thinking] u won't steal my heart

robber: u look stunning btw

me: [under breath]
robber: i'll steal everything

me: [thinking] u won't steal my heart

robber: u look stunning btw

me: [under breath]


Memes,  Robber Jokes,  
    
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"I love your outfit!"

Me: Thanks! It has pockets!
"I love your outfit!"

Me: Thanks! It has pockets!


Memes,  Clothing Jokes,  Olympics Memes,  
    
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When you get called a snack & you act fake surprised/humble like you didn't already know you're mad scrumptious
When you get called a snack & you act fake surprised/humble like you didn't already know you're mad scrumptious

Memes,  When You Meme,  Simpsons Meme,  
    
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When you just woke up and he calls you pretty
When you just woke up and he calls you pretty

Memes,  When You Meme,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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