Computer Jokes

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Here we have the best, most viral and absolute funniest computer jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched everywhere and taken the top ones that we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We have some jokes about people losing everything you’ve been working on when the power goes out, trying to sneak and check out an embarrassing website but the your screen freezes and when you don’t eject the usb before removing it and corrupting all of your files.

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I will find you

And I will exploit you
I will find you

And I will exploit you


Engineering Puns,  Software Engineer Jokes,  
    
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Looks like you're writing a suicide note 

Would you like some help with that?
Looks like you're writing a suicide note

Would you like some help with that?


Funny Suicide Notes,  Suicide Jokes,  
    
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it looks like you're writing a suicide note. would like help with that?

avoid cliches like "goodbye cruel world". 

blame your parents. 

consider turning it into a murder-suicide.
it looks like you're writing a suicide note. would like help with that?

avoid cliches like "goodbye cruel world".

blame your parents.

consider turning it into a murder-suicide.


Funny Suicide Notes,  Typing Jokes,  
    
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"Customer: 'I've got a complaint. This laptop doesn't fit my lap!"
"Customer: 'I've got a complaint. This laptop doesn't fit my lap!"

Jokes About Stupid People,  Good Fat People Jokes,  Laptop Joke,  
    
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''And when you remove the cookies from the computer, just remove them, don't eat them.''
''And when you remove the cookies from the computer, just remove them, don't eat them.''

Computer Jokes One Liners,  Computer Jokes For Kids,  
    
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How do you know if a blondes been using your computer?

Youll find Wite Out all over the screen.
How do you know if a blondes been using your computer?

Youll find Wite Out all over the screen.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Blonde Bimbo Jokes,  
    
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Too lazy to turn on light switch

Turns up monitor brightness
Too lazy to turn on light switch

Turns up monitor brightness


Lazy Jokes,  Foul Bachelor Frog Meme,  
    
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''Don't worry. She probably just needs help with her computer.''
''Don't worry. She probably just needs help with her computer.''

Principal Jokes,  Hilarious School Jokes,  Funny Computer Jokes,  
    
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Taurus

"I don't have time for this, where's my food I need to eat."

- Reaction to a computer crash
Taurus

"I don't have time for this, where's my food I need to eat."

- Reaction to a computer crash


Computer Humor,  Taurus Quotes,  
    
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Im still waiting for you...

... To call meon skype
Im still waiting for you...

... To call meon skype


Skype Jokes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Cute Kitten Memes,  
    
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Sign onto skype

Your choices are echo or log off
Sign onto skype

Your choices are echo or log off


Skype Jokes,  Lonely Jokes,  
    
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tell me more 

about w your skype sucks le
tell me more

about w your skype sucks le


Skype Jokes,  Willy Wonka Jokes,  Complaining Jokes,  
    
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When my family praises me for fixing the wifi but all I did was restart the router
When my family praises me for fixing the wifi but all I did was restart the router

Wifi Jokes,  Matrix Jokes,  
    
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I always clicked "don't send' cause I ain't no snitch
I always clicked "don't send' cause I ain't no snitch

Memes,  Snitch Jokes,  Windows Jokes,  
    
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After you're told that 

Your laptop is an apple product
After you're told that

Your laptop is an apple product


Memes,  Apple Jokes,  Laptop Joke,  
    
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