Conan Obrian Jokes

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When all your friends just go paid and are out partying but you don't get paid til next week
When all your friends just go paid and are out partying but you don't get paid til next week

Memes,  Payday Jokes,  
    
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The KKK has gone to the Supreme Court to adopt a highway. Well, technically, just the white stripe in the middle.
The KKK has gone to the Supreme Court to adopt a highway. Well, technically, just the white stripe in the middle.

Highway Jokes,  Racist White Jokes That Are Funny,  
    
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For the first time ever, women in Saudi Arabia will be able to register to vote. 

Saudi women to get to vote on whether to live in the 9th or 10th century.
For the first time ever, women in Saudi Arabia will be able to register to vote.

Saudi women to get to vote on whether to live in the 9th or 10th century.


Saudi Arabia Jokes,  Voting Jokes,  
    
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after years of not having it, a mining town in nevada has finally gotten wi-fi. so, for the first time ever, there's porn in them thar hills.
after years of not having it, a mining town in nevada has finally gotten wi-fi. so, for the first time ever, there's porn in them thar hills.

Nevada Jokes,  Jokes About Nevada,  
    
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Smokey bear just celebrated his 70th birthday. Smokey says he now puts out fires by waking up seven times a night and peeing on them.
Smokey bear just celebrated his 70th birthday. Smokey says he now puts out fires by waking up seven times a night and peeing on them.

Funny Bear Facts,  Quick Fire Jokes,  70th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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A Japanese company brought the Jim Beam whiskey distillery 416 billion dollars. Of course this morning, the Japanese company woke up in an alley and said, "I did what?"
A Japanese company brought the Jim Beam whiskey distillery 416 billion dollars. Of course this morning, the Japanese company woke up in an alley and said, "I did what?"

Jim Beam Jokes,  Japanese Jokes,  Drunk Jokes,  
    
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Seriously,  the Olympic badminton players were apparently tryung to lose on purpose.  But really,  if you trained day and night for 4 years to be in the Olympics for badminton,  in a way haven't you already lost?
Seriously, the Olympic badminton players were apparently tryung to lose on purpose. But really, if you trained day and night for 4 years to be in the Olympics for badminton, in a way haven't you already lost?

Memes,  Badminton Jokes,  Olympic Jokes,  
    
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On Sunday Hillary Clinton announced she's running for President, and yesterday Marco Rubio announced he's running for President. I might throw my hat in the ring, anyone can do it.
On Sunday Hillary Clinton announced she's running for President, and yesterday Marco Rubio announced he's running for President. I might throw my hat in the ring, anyone can do it.

Funny Jokes,  Hilary Clinton Jokes,  
    
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Hillary Clinton is trying an entirely different approach with Iowa than the one she tried eight years ago when she lost there. For one thing, she's not going to start speeches by saying, "Hello Iowa, or Idaho, or whichever one you are!"
Hillary Clinton is trying an entirely different approach with Iowa than the one she tried eight years ago when she lost there. For one thing, she's not going to start speeches by saying, "Hello Iowa, or Idaho, or whichever one you are!"

Funny Jokes,  Hilary Clinton Jokes,  
    
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According to a new report, Hillary Clinton's campaign staff is already worried that Bill has become a distraction. In fact, Bill Clinton's new Secret Service code name is "Oh Jesus, Now What?"
According to a new report, Hillary Clinton's campaign staff is already worried that Bill has become a distraction. In fact, Bill Clinton's new Secret Service code name is "Oh Jesus, Now What?"

Funny Jokes,  Hilary Clinton Jokes,  
    
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hillary clinton is apparently asking people to donate to her campaign, even if all they can afford is one dollar. then bill clinton said, "trust me, i will find a use for a giant stack of singles."
hillary clinton is apparently asking people to donate to her campaign, even if all they can afford is one dollar. then bill clinton said, "trust me, i will find a use for a giant stack of singles."

Funny Jokes,  Bill Clinton Joke,  
    
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Scrabble is adding 5,000 new words, including words like chillax and selfie. So, kids, there's never been a better time to challenge your grandparents to a game of scrabble.
Scrabble is adding 5,000 new words, including words like chillax and selfie. So, kids, there's never been a better time to challenge your grandparents to a game of scrabble.

Memes,  Scrabble Jokes,  Selfie Jokes,  
    
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CONAN Highlight: The daycare center that's figured out a way for vaccinated and unvaccinated kids to still attend school together.

Kind Hearts Day Care For Unvaccinated Kids - CONAN on TBS
CONAN Highlight: The daycare center that's figured out a way for vaccinated and unvaccinated kids to still attend school together.

Funny Videos,  Health,  Funny Clips,  
    
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The man who got a Romney/Ryan tattoo on his face said is "totally disappointed" with how the election turned out. The man said he hasn't been this disappointed since he got that tramp stamp for the movie John Carter.
The man who got a Romney/Ryan tattoo on his face said is "totally disappointed" with how the election turned out. The man said he hasn't been this disappointed since he got that tramp stamp for the movie John Carter.

Funny Jokes,  Ryan Romney,  
    
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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said he is still adjusting after his surgery to reduce how much he can eat. Christie said, "I now have 6 free hours a day I don't know what to do with."
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said he is still adjusting after his surgery to reduce how much he can eat. Christie said, "I now have 6 free hours a day I don't know what to do with."

Funny Quotes,  Chris Christie Jokes,  
    
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