Condom Jokes

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In this section, we have added the most popular viral condom jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

Here you will find all kinds of jokes about condoms. Jokes like what could happen when you don’t use one, when someone overestimates themselves and gets the wrong size and funny sayings on the condom wrappers. You’ll find jokes like these and many more on this page.

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guy: why is there broken condoms on the couch?

lady: would you please call our children by their real names?
guy: why is there broken condoms on the couch?

lady: would you please call our children by their real names?


Memes,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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wife: you can't name our kids after things you've broken

me: you're not the boss of me

kid: she's right, dad

me: shut up condom
wife: you can't name our kids after things you've broken

me: you're not the boss of me

kid: she's right, dad

me: shut up condom


Memes,  Best Husband Wife Jokes,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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when you go in with the rubber on and pull out witut it.
when you go in with the rubber on and pull out witut it.

Memes,  Panic Jokes,  
    
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You watching him trying to act like the rubber don't fit

#thinkheslick
You watching him trying to act like the rubber don't fit

#thinkheslick


Memes,  Men Jokes For Women,  
    
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why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?

to avoid getting hearing aids.
why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?

to avoid getting hearing aids.


Ear Jokes,  Ear Puns,  
    
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yo mama so easy

that trojan condoms offered her stock options
yo mama so easy

that trojan condoms offered her stock options


Best Yo Mamma Jokes Ever,  
    
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when you slide it in witut the condom
when you slide it in witut the condom

Memes,  
    
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guys protect their pnes more than their s.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Men,  Fail Funny,  
    
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if you having sex tonight i pe the condom break
if you having sex tonight i pe the condom break

    
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w my d look when the condom ain't a magnum
w my d look when the condom ain't a magnum

Guy Humor,  
    
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when she breaks the condom in pes to get pregnant but instead you give her a std

congratulations ... you played yourself
when she breaks the condom in pes to get pregnant but instead you give her a std

congratulations ... you played yourself


Memes,  
    
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told yo  to keep the condom on! now look at you, all worried and !
told yo to keep the condom on! now look at you, all worried and !

Memes,  Nervous Jokes,  
    
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remember folks, i'm easier to change than diapers.
remember folks, i'm easier to change than diapers.

Diaper Jokes,  Condom Meme,  
    
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i love you

by love i mean
i love you

by love i mean


Memes,  Condom Meme,  
    
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when your dad asks if you've been using the condoms he gave you but you haven't and he's waiting on your response
when your dad asks if you've been using the condoms he gave you but you haven't and he's waiting on your response

Memes,  Dad Jokes,  Future Memes,  
    
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