Condom Jokes

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In this section, we have added the most popular viral condom jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

Here you will find all kinds of jokes about condoms. Jokes like what could happen when you don’t use one, when someone overestimates themselves and gets the wrong size and funny sayings on the condom wrappers. You’ll find jokes like these and many more on this page.

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Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait
Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait

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so glad i grew up snorting this

instead of this
so glad i grew up snorting this

instead of this


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ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs.

w the  wrote this
ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs.

w the wrote this


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me: i'll do whatever for the 

her: wear a condom

me:
me: i'll do whatever for the

her: wear a condom

me:


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when she says it's ok for me to take the rubber off.
when she says it's ok for me to take the rubber off.

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condoms dont really guarantee full protection during sex. a friend of mine was wearing one and he got st by the girls boyfriend
condoms dont really guarantee full protection during sex. a friend of mine was wearing one and he got st by the girls boyfriend

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This condom review is perfect
This condom review is perfect

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My parents decided not to use a condom and now I gotta pay bills, have a career, deal w my mental health, it's literally so rude of them
My parents decided not to use a condom and now I gotta pay bills, have a career, deal w my mental health, it's literally so rude of them

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Media outlet: Sources are saying "Keeping up with the Kardashians ratings are dipping."

Kris Jenner:
Media outlet: Sources are saying "Keeping up with the Kardashians ratings are dipping."

Kris Jenner:


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When your ex sees you at Target with condoms in your shopping cart...
When your ex sees you at Target with condoms in your shopping cart...

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guy: why is there broken condoms on the couch?

lady: would you please call our children by their real names?
guy: why is there broken condoms on the couch?

lady: would you please call our children by their real names?


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wife: you can't name our kids after things you've broken

me: you're not the boss of me

kid: she's right, dad

me: shut up condom
wife: you can't name our kids after things you've broken

me: you're not the boss of me

kid: she's right, dad

me: shut up condom


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when you go in with the rubber on and pull out witut it.
when you go in with the rubber on and pull out witut it.

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You watching him trying to act like the rubber don't fit

#thinkheslick
You watching him trying to act like the rubber don't fit

#thinkheslick


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why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?

to avoid getting hearing aids.
why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?

to avoid getting hearing aids.


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