Condom Puns

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turned my goldfish into a dolphin
turned my goldfish into a dolphin

Memes,  Dirty Fish Jokes,  
    
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your sister wanted me to ask you,

do you have any condoms?
your sister wanted me to ask you,

do you have any condoms?


Memes,  
    
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nutella condoms
nutella condoms

Nutella Jokes,  Condom Meme  
    
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poking les in your parents condoms so 

theres someone else to do the dishes
poking les in your parents condoms so

theres someone else to do the dishes


Funny Condoms Slogans,  Cleaning Jokes,  Condom Meme  
    
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do i have protection?

yes, i have norton antivirus.
do i have protection?

yes, i have norton antivirus.


Antivirus Jokes,  
    
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you never know when you'll need chicken seasoning
you never know when you'll need chicken seasoning

Wallet Jokes,  Food One Liners  
    
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Who invented small condoms? Little Johnny said It wasnt me

Condom Jokes,  Johnny Jokes  
    
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What's pink and slides down the window ? condomsation.

Condom Jokes,  Window Jokes,  
    
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parents use condom

still born
parents use condom

still born


Success Kid Memes (theme),  Birth Jokes  
    
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branded condoms
branded condoms

Condom Jokes  
    
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they won't increase your chance of getting laid

but they will decrease your chance of getting ed
they won't increase your chance of getting laid

but they will decrease your chance of getting ed


Funny Condoms Slogans,  Funny Std Memes,  
    
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she wants rough sex

sand paper condom
she wants rough sex

sand paper condom


    
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if abortion is murder,

does that make condoms kidnappers?
if abortion is murder,

does that make condoms kidnappers?


Abortion Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  Philosoraptor (theme),  
    
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buys condoms

self checkout
buys condoms

self checkout


Store Jokes,  Shopping Jokes,  Socially Awkward Penguin (theme),  
    
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Why do cowboys wear denim condoms? They shrink to fit.

Condom Jokes,  Cowboy Jokes One Liners  
    
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