Confucius Jokes

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Confucius jokesConfucius says man who drops watch in toilet have crappy time.
Confucius was a philosopher and most people on social media aren't even philosophical. Put the two together and you get pure chaos and confusion. People will take any no sense making comments or double entendre and slap “Confucius Says” behind it like that will make it any better. Some are a little cheesy, but most Confucius jokes are actually funny.

We have searched the net and weeded out the ones we thought were cheesy and brought you the funniest ones we could find. Check them out and rate so we can determine how did. We update regularly so be sure to check back often and check out the latest ones. Kappit, rate it and share it. The most important thing we ask is that you enjoy it!
women w marry detective

must kiss
women w marry detective

must kiss


Detective Jokes,  Wise Confucius,  
    
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A clear conscience,

Is usually a sign of bad memory
A clear conscience,

Is usually a sign of bad memory


Wise Confucius,  Funny Confucius Sayings,  
    
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srt man w dance with tall women 

get bust in mouth
srt man w dance with tall women

get bust in mouth


Confucius Says Jokes,  Short Man Jokes,  
    
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never get on one knee for a girl

they wont get on two for you
never get on one knee for a girl

they wont get on two for you


Funny Marriage Advice For Men,  Marriage Advice Funny,  Funny Love Advice,  
    
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a dog that barks

is not cooked enough
a dog that barks

is not cooked enough


Memes,  Dog Jokes Funny,  Funny Confucius Sayings,  
    
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Confucious say

Man that marries a mime lives quietly ever after.
Confucious say

Man that marries a mime lives quietly ever after.


Memes,  Wise Confucius,  
    
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Man run infront of car get tired

Man run behind car get exhausted
Man run infront of car get tired

Man run behind car get exhausted


Memes,  Car Jokes,  Car Puns,  
    
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man w walk through door sideways

is going to bangkok
man w walk through door sideways

is going to bangkok


Memes,  Bangkok Jokes,  
    
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confucious sky's

lance love s
confucious sky's

lance love s


Memes,  Lance Meme,  Lance Jokes,  
    
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If you cannot convince them...

Confuse them.
If you cannot convince them...

Confuse them.


Wise Confucius,  Confused Jokes,  Funny Confucius Sayings,  
    
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Confucius says...

Just because you brown nose, doesn't make you a hard worker
Confucius says...

Just because you brown nose, doesn't make you a hard worker


Memes,  Wise Confucius,  Brown Nose Jokes,  Work Puns,  
    
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Man is like spider

Bound to have sticky hand after being on web
Man is like spider

Bound to have sticky hand after being on web


Confucius Say Jokes,  Funny Words Of Wisdom,  Funny Wise Quotes,  Wise Confucius,  
    
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He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

Confucius Says Jokes,  Funny Confucius Sayings  
    
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Man who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs.

Confucius Says Jokes,  Funny Confucius Sayings  
    
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"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."

Confucius Say Jokes,  Funny Confucius Sayings  
    
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