Congress Jokes

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When your dad is your uncle and your aunt is your mom

And your girlfriend is your aunt and your grandfather killed your grandfather and your brother is Aegon and so are you
When your dad is your uncle and your aunt is your mom

And your girlfriend is your aunt and your grandfather killed your grandfather and your brother is Aegon and so are you


Memes,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  
    
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When congress won't let you take away health care from 24 million Americans
When congress won't let you take away health care from 24 million Americans

Memes,  Arthur Memes,  Healthcare Jokes,  
    
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A group of baboons is called a Congress

It's all clear to me now
A group of baboons is called a Congress

It's all clear to me now


Memes,  Baboon Jokes,  Animal Jokes,  
    
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 'He's quite a politician - his speech on pollution really muddied the waters!'
'He's quite a politician - his speech on pollution really muddied the waters!'

Political Jokes Funny,  Pollution Jokes,  Speech Jokes,  
    
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If pro is the opposite of con

Than what is the opposite of progress?
If pro is the opposite of con

Than what is the opposite of progress?


Liberal Memes,  Funny Obama Jokes,  
    
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When you get lost on the way to night service and end up in Congress #SOTU
When you get lost on the way to night service and end up in Congress #SOTU

Memes,  Church Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Happy 50th birthday. The only way to stop you getting older now is to submit the idea of your future birthdays to Congress.
Happy 50th birthday. The only way to stop you getting older now is to submit the idea of your future birthdays to Congress.

50th Birthday Jokes For Women,  Happy Birthday Funny,  
    
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Add-ons

Congress

U.S. Economy
Add-ons

Congress

U.S. Economy


Economist Jokes,  Jokes About The Economy,  
    
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Didn't get $13,000,000 from Nigerian prince

Time to ban the internet
Didn't get $13,000,000 from Nigerian prince

Time to ban the internet


Memes,  Nigerian Prince,  Best Internet Jokes,  
    
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Obama's new mixtape dropping soon... 

"Good Kid, Maad Congress"
Obama's new mixtape dropping soon...

"Good Kid, Maad Congress"


Memes,  Funny Obama,  
    
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Opposes 6 weeks of paid leave

Enjoys 33 weeks of paid leave
Opposes 6 weeks of paid leave

Enjoys 33 weeks of paid leave


Memes,  Funny Politics Jokes,  
    
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sphincter of the use
sphincter of the use

Funny Jokes,  Politician Jokes,  
    
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Won't let congress vote on budget because he thinks it won't pass

Has Congress vote to end Obamacare over 40 times
Won't let congress vote on budget because he thinks it won't pass

Has Congress vote to end Obamacare over 40 times


Memes,  Obamacare Jokes,  John Boehner Jokes,  
    
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We are in the Steroids Era of storms and yet there are more people in Congress who probably think this is because, like, gays are marrying...
We are in the Steroids Era of storms and yet there are more people in Congress who probably think this is because, like, gays are marrying...

Funny Jokes,  Seth Meyers Jokes,  Weather Jokes,  
    
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