Congress Jokes

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When a congressman is asking you a question but you remember he sent a nude to his daughters friend at 11:37 pm March 20th 2007
When a congressman is asking you a question but you remember he sent a nude to his daughters friend at 11:37 pm March 20th 2007

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Congress: Mr. Zuckerberg, can you show us how to opt out of third part apps?

Zuckerberg: Sure, pull up your browser window

Congress:
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BITCH: KEEP FUCKING AROUND U GONE LAY
Congress: Mr. Zuckerberg, can you show us how to opt out of third part apps?

Zuckerberg: Sure, pull up your browser window

Congress:


Memes,  Internet Memes,  Jokes About Websites,  
    
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Almost feel bad for Zuckerberg. There's no way he left that room full of old people without having to set up their wifi
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BITCH: Im not stupid I see
Almost feel bad for Zuckerberg. There's no way he left that room full of old people without having to set up their wifi

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if our troops aren't getting paid,

then neither suld these les.
if our troops aren't getting paid,

then neither suld these les.


Memes,  Soldier Jokes,  Anti Government Jokes,  
    
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When your dad is your uncle and your aunt is your mom

And your girlfriend is your aunt and your grandfather killed your grandfather and your brother is Aegon and so are you
When your dad is your uncle and your aunt is your mom

And your girlfriend is your aunt and your grandfather killed your grandfather and your brother is Aegon and so are you


Memes,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  
    
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When congress won't let you take away health care from 24 million Americans
When congress won't let you take away health care from 24 million Americans

Memes,  Arthur Memes,  Healthcare Jokes,  
    
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A group of baboons is called a Congress

It's all clear to me now
A group of baboons is called a Congress

It's all clear to me now


Memes,  Baboon Jokes,  Animal Jokes,  
    
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 'He's quite a politician - his speech on pollution really muddied the waters!'
'He's quite a politician - his speech on pollution really muddied the waters!'

Political Jokes Funny,  Pollution Jokes,  Speech Jokes,  
    
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If pro is the opposite of con

Than what is the opposite of progress?
If pro is the opposite of con

Than what is the opposite of progress?


Liberal Memes,  Funny Obama Jokes,  
    
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When you get lost on the way to night service and end up in Congress #SOTU
When you get lost on the way to night service and end up in Congress #SOTU

Memes,  Church Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Happy 50th birthday. The only way to stop you getting older now is to submit the idea of your future birthdays to Congress.
Happy 50th birthday. The only way to stop you getting older now is to submit the idea of your future birthdays to Congress.

50th Birthday Jokes For Women,  Happy Birthday Funny,  
    
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Add-ons

Congress

U.S. Economy
Add-ons

Congress

U.S. Economy


Economist Jokes,  Jokes About The Economy,  
    
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Didn't get $13,000,000 from Nigerian prince

Time to ban the internet
Didn't get $13,000,000 from Nigerian prince

Time to ban the internet


Memes,  Nigerian Prince,  Best Internet Jokes,  
    
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Obama's new mixtape dropping soon... 

"Good Kid, Maad Congress"
Obama's new mixtape dropping soon...

"Good Kid, Maad Congress"


Memes,  Funny Obama,  
    
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