Constipation Jokes

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Wait so why exactly are you looking up constipation jokes? Lol whatever the reason it can't be good. But hey that's what we're here for, to help you or someone you know get through this tough time :)

While being constipated is clearly no laughing matter we do have a collection of the best constipation jokes that will have you cracking up! So don't forget to spread the laughter and share them with your friends, family, or whoever. Oh and if you find something really funny be sure to give it a thumbs up, it helps us sort out the bad stuff!
when you finally take a  you been lding in
when you finally take a you been lding in

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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can you die from constipation?

i am a little concerned with w full of  you are...
can you die from constipation?

i am a little concerned with w full of you are...


Funny Ecards,  Sick Disses,  
    
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did you hear about the constipated engineer? he worked it out with a pencil. it was a natural log.
did you hear about the constipated engineer? he worked it out with a pencil. it was a natural log.

Engineering Puns,  Engineer Jokes,  
    
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*Eats curry*

Constipated
*Eats curry*

Constipated


Curry Puns,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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Did You Know
  • Do you ever swallow your gum? Did you know that sometimes swallowing large amounts of gum in a short period of time can form a mass that blocks the digestive tract causing constipation.
  • Constipation means having fewer than three bowel movements per week.
  • Traveling and/or any changes in your normal routine/diet can cause constipation.
  • Holding your bowel movement weakens your signals and can cause constipation overtime.
  • ''Being constipated for three hours is no an emergency and does not require repeated pushing of the call button.''
    ''Being constipated for three hours is no an emergency and does not require repeated pushing of the call button.''

    Buttons Jokes,  Patient Jokes,  
        
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    i think i might be emotionally constipated, 

i haven't given a  in days.
    i think i might be emotionally constipated,

    i haven't given a in days.


    Memes,  Funny Grumpy Cat,  Witty Puns,  
        
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    frustrated or constipated?

you make the call!
    frustrated or constipated?

    you make the call!


    Tom Brady Memes,  Tom Brady Jokes,  New England Patriots Jokes,  
        
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    I'll go down this road to avoid running into construction

Aaaaaand it's closed
    I'll go down this road to avoid running into construction

    Aaaaaand it's closed


    Funny Construction Slogans,  Construction Jokes One Liners,  
        
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    did you hear about the constipated accountant?

he worked it out with a pencil
    did you hear about the constipated accountant?

    he worked it out with a pencil


    Accounting Puns,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
        
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    Constipated? 

Prune juice enema
    Constipated?

    Prune juice enema


    Prune Jokes,  Insanity Wolf Meme,  
        
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    Drinks prune juice

Gets constipated
    Drinks prune juice

    Gets constipated


    Prune Jokes,  Bathroom Jokes,  
        
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    drinks prune juice.

doesn't .
    drinks prune juice.

    doesn't .


    Prune Jokes,  Funny Bad Luck Brian Memes,  
        
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    i don't always keep kosher for pover 

but when i do i'm constipated as  from all the matzoh
    i don't always keep kosher for pover

    but when i do i'm constipated as from all the matzoh


    Memes,  Passover Memes,  Passover Jokes,  
        
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    i don't always keep kosher for pover

but when i do i'm constipated s  from all the matzoh
    i don't always keep kosher for pover

    but when i do i'm constipated s from all the matzoh


    Memes,  Passover Memes,  
        
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    You know you're a mom when someone says that they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today.
    You know you're a mom when someone says that they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today.

    Memes,  Mother Jokes,  Funny Mother Sayings,  
        
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