Construction Jokes One Liners

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Everyone is like "build a wall" I'm over here like "Finish I-4"
Everyone is like "build a wall"

I'm over here like "Finish I-4"

Memes,  Highway Jokes,  Jokes About Florida,  
    
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Raise your hand if you live in a city whose roads have been under construction since 5000 BC
Raise your hand if you live in a city whose roads have been under construction since 5000 BC

Memes,  Road Jokes,  
    
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"I specialize in roofing"
"I specialize in roofing"

Memes,  Dog Puns,  
    
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"Trump is paying $85 an hour to build the wall, wyd?" Me:
"Trump is paying $85 an hour to build the wall, wyd?"

Me:

Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  Wall Jokes,  
    
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i'm a muhfing starfish
i'm a muhfing starfish

Memes,  The Weeknd Funny,  
    
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They tore this motel down and the reason is super legit...
They tore this motel down and the reason is super legit...

Memes,  Scared Of Spider Jokes,  Building Jokes,  
    
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When you're doing construction work till 6 but the party at 11
When you're doing construction work till 6 but the party at 11

Memes,  Shoe Memes,  
    
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Highway goes south? Let's call it 55 East
Highway goes south?

Let's call it 55 East

Funny Engineering Posters,  Engineer Jokes One Liners,  
    
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CAT in the hat Lol
CAT in the hat

Lol

Hat Puns,  Funny Pun,  Pun Pictures,  
    
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''We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.''
''We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.''

Nevada State Jokes,  Nevada Jokes,  Vegas Jokes,  
    
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Fix it Jesus
Fix it Jesus

Fix It Jesus,  Carpenter Jokes,  
    
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The real reasons why construction work takes so long
The real reasons why construction work takes so long

Funny Road Construction Signs,  Funny Construction Signs,  
    
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Yo dawg We heard you like construction, so we deconstructed your construction, so we could reconstruct the new construction
Yo dawg

We heard you like construction, so we deconstructed your construction, so we could reconstruct the new construction

Yo Dawg Meme (theme),  Yo Dawg (theme),  Xzibit Memes (theme),  
    
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Construction zone goes on for 10 miles. Work is only being done in one 50ft. section.
Construction zone goes on for 10 miles.

Work is only being done in one 50ft. section.

Funny Construction Slogans,  Driving Memes,  
    
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And then I was like The construction will be done in February
And then I was like

The construction will be done in February

Funny Construction Slogans,  Jerk Jokes,  
    
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