Construction Jokes One Liners

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They tore this motel down and the reason is super legit...
They tore this motel down and the reason is super legit...

Memes,  Scared Of Spider Jokes,  Building Jokes,  
    
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When you're doing construction work till 6 but the party at 11
When you're doing construction work till 6 but the party at 11

Memes,  Shoe Memes,  
    
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Highway goes south?

Let's call it 55 East
Highway goes south?

Let's call it 55 East


Funny Engineering Posters,  Engineer Jokes One Liners,  
    
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CAT in the hat

Lol
CAT in the hat

Lol


Hat Puns,  Funny Pun,  Pun Pictures,  
    
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''We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.''
''We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.''

Nevada State Jokes,  Nevada Jokes,  Vegas Jokes,  
    
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The real reasons why construction work takes so long
The real reasons why construction work takes so long

Funny Road Construction Signs,  Funny Construction Signs,  
    
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Construction zone goes on for 10 miles.

Work is only being done in one 50ft. section.
Construction zone goes on for 10 miles.

Work is only being done in one 50ft. section.


Funny Construction Slogans,  Driving Memes,  
    
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Yo dawg

We heard you like construction, so we deconstructed your construction, so we could reconstruct the new construction
Yo dawg

We heard you like construction, so we deconstructed your construction, so we could reconstruct the new construction


Yo Dawg Meme (theme),  Yo Dawg (theme),  Xzibit Memes (theme),  
    
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And then I was like

The construction will be done in February
And then I was like

The construction will be done in February


Funny Construction Slogans,  Jerk Jokes,  
    
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Lets make the noisy stuff

Early in the morning
Lets make the noisy stuff

Early in the morning


Messed Up Jokes,  Funny Construction Slogans,  
    
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Let's do road work on every street

At the same time
Let's do road work on every street

At the same time


Funny Construction Slogans,  Austin Powers Meme (theme),  
    
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I tried to make it as a tool

But I just couldn't cut it
I tried to make it as a tool

But I just couldn't cut it


Tool Jokes,  Corny Puns,  
    
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If we could get all the road construction done by winter

And not keep closing off road and finishing them that would be great
If we could get all the road construction done by winter

And not keep closing off road and finishing them that would be great


That Would Be Great Meme,  Funny Construction Slogans,  
    
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I'll go down this road to avoid running into construction

Aaaaaand it's closed
I'll go down this road to avoid running into construction

Aaaaaand it's closed


Funny Construction Slogans,  Constipation Jokes,  
    
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